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Hi Faye,

Does that mean I better not bring that bottle of the old Jacobs Creek I promised you to our photoshhot in October?

Myson

I heard about that Cenobitez (and I ain't saying) but I wish I'd been a bird on the telephone wires

Myson

ummmmmm not the best of things to happen, but at least it was self inflicted

and I bet the poor girl was hopping around for quite a while

Still, I hear she's fine now which is great

Myson

I hope so i liked Avalon we have alot of similar tastes in whats erotic altho im pretty sure she still wants to kill me, even tho im totally innocent.

Well she wasnt the only 1 who got chilli where it shouldnt be trying to get someone else, (Avalon was trying to get Faye with the chillie and some how got herself), 1 person got into their eye, 1 there nose, 1 to the cock, and me ?

i worked with avalon on sport tv tonight and her pussy was fine but she was covered in bruises!!!!!!! oooops !!!!!
i never even want to look at a bottle of wine again !!!! never want to feel that ill again !!!!!
avalon dont remember much of the night !!! but she sure as hell remembers the chilli bit !!!!! ow !!!!!!!!!!!!!!
my cat had a great time !!!! he had lots of laps to sit on and he was the only one without a hangover !!!
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Well hello there Miss Rampton! I must admit I do look somewhat worst for wear and you seem to got off quite lightly I also discovered a chunk of hair missing from the back my head and a hudge bumpthis morning, that must have been when you thru me accross the room!! I never had a physical fight in my life, so that was my first!! and apparantly is was full on fighting!! oh my god!!! The thing is i dont remember it, as we were so drunk!! he he!! what must people think of us!! I got a good telling off when I got home for acting like so trashy!! We only had the intention of staying for an hour and we were then going clubbing, Faye we must promise to never go clubbing together as we will end up trashing the place and I have a reputation to keep up u know!! I am really very lovely and elegent and never behave like that!! As for that E X T R A hot chili sauce that got on my pussy, well what can I say, I remember just running back and forth to the bathroom asking for help and crying, thankfully terry came to my rescue and I am so sorry as I punched terry in the face, I am so sorry Terry!! I was not in full control of my actions, It was lovely to meet alll of you and was fun!! I am sure all of us put on a good show!! have nice day!!

Thats alright luv. I weren't that great looking to start with so no damage there then. I'm hard and you punch like a girl anyway. Still it was a pleasure having you strutting around naked and thanks for letting me bounce you up and down on my knee. Luckily your fella was ok with me doing it. But yes, you were being a hand full (no pun intended) but you're still lovely in my books. Just don't behave that way if we go out to a charity function or some public dinner or something like that. Between you and Faye you'd get us all arrested. Me still luv you long time anyway. Now go and lick your bruises!

Yes folks it was a good party, not without the occasional drama but then we'd expect no less from a bunch of industry girls on the razz. Luckily the civilians understood them so it went well. I for one was lording it up watching everyone losing control.

Had a good chat with the techies and was nice to meet Bonnie and some new girls (sorry, forgot their names already)

Avalon!!! hey hey hey!!! Seems like I'll have to put you over my knee!!

Handful ? Man what an understatement that was.

According to faye her neighbours must have given up and accepted she's not quite all there so didnt even complain so i guess thats a miracle.

I was saying to faye on the chilli, EVERYWHERE te chilli goes it leaves a trail of broken victims behind it, as everyone thinks they are dealing with tabasco not the exact substance that sank atlantis and came straight out the volcano...

I think that was the first time i have known anyone to inadvertantly put it on their own bits, people have done it voluntarily, and even for money, but no one has ever done it without actually realising.

Bigboy i dont think your going to see her for dust now, she took quite a smacking at the party...

Oh yeah i need to apologise to a chap who i traumatised and can never look at Carrot Sticks, Carrots, McDonald Fries, Ginger Haired Kids and Chucky and will be having councilling for years to come for an irrational fear of all the above, o0ops.

Yup was def great to see and meet u all tis nice to have a face to the name