Re: Now theres a thread!
Posted: Sun Apr 20, 2003 12:55 pm
I really do not understand why so many of you are getting in a fluster about such a blatantly idiotic post.
Its obviously either a joke or an A Level law student whos had one too many shandies. It hardly even warrants a reply which is why I didnt bother replying but I must admit I did chuckle when I read it. When will people realise that these stupid US laws are not enforcable on the rest of the world unless they grab us and take us to Camp X-Ray in Cuba where no law applies and the Geneva Convention is ignored. The USA make up laws as they go along to suit their purposes. A good example is holding people indefinately at camp X-Ray in Cuba with no access to lawyers or a telephone. Then when they get bored they boot them out as they did with the Pakistani farmer whos wife thought he had been eaten by wolves until he turned up 6 months later saying he got carted off to Camp X-Ray by Dubyas sinister bunch.
I have worked in the legal game for years. I did it the hard way. Studying for my qualifications while earning sixty quid a week as a solicitors clerk. Even as a fully qualified Legal Executive (which is far higher a qualification than a law degree from some poxy ex poly) I still find these young graduates who come to our firm to be ill educated twats who watched too much LA Law when at school. I earn less than a policeman or even a shelfstacker in ASDA despite the fact that my work brings in ?100 per hour I get paid less than ?6 per hour. And I get better results on cases than the partners in the firm never mind these clueless wet behind the ears graduate cunts. Thats because I am brighter than these newly qualified solicitors. Any halfwit can get onto a law degree these days as you will have seen on tv that a levels are getting easier. They dont have the people skills these new twats. Clients like me because I am one of them ie no stranger to the inside of a police cell and they realise I know what I am talking about. I dont bullshit them with crap university bollocks. I tell them the truth eg if they are guilty "plead guilty mate or your fucked. Its Judge Twat today and he will pot you for five as soon as look at you". If they are not guilty then its a whole different ball game. Anyway its mostly PI accident claims and divorces now not crime.
Anyway I am fucking off to work in the public sector soon at my local Council where I will be paid properly for defending all these trumped up accident claims. So much for Dibbles Thatcherite ideals. Private sector? Shove it up your arse. I only stayed where I am on low pay out of loyalty to my employer who helped me when I was starting out. But he accepts that I am underpaid and wishes he could pay me more.
Sorry for this off topic rant. I didnt realise I was doing it until it was typed
Its obviously either a joke or an A Level law student whos had one too many shandies. It hardly even warrants a reply which is why I didnt bother replying but I must admit I did chuckle when I read it. When will people realise that these stupid US laws are not enforcable on the rest of the world unless they grab us and take us to Camp X-Ray in Cuba where no law applies and the Geneva Convention is ignored. The USA make up laws as they go along to suit their purposes. A good example is holding people indefinately at camp X-Ray in Cuba with no access to lawyers or a telephone. Then when they get bored they boot them out as they did with the Pakistani farmer whos wife thought he had been eaten by wolves until he turned up 6 months later saying he got carted off to Camp X-Ray by Dubyas sinister bunch.
I have worked in the legal game for years. I did it the hard way. Studying for my qualifications while earning sixty quid a week as a solicitors clerk. Even as a fully qualified Legal Executive (which is far higher a qualification than a law degree from some poxy ex poly) I still find these young graduates who come to our firm to be ill educated twats who watched too much LA Law when at school. I earn less than a policeman or even a shelfstacker in ASDA despite the fact that my work brings in ?100 per hour I get paid less than ?6 per hour. And I get better results on cases than the partners in the firm never mind these clueless wet behind the ears graduate cunts. Thats because I am brighter than these newly qualified solicitors. Any halfwit can get onto a law degree these days as you will have seen on tv that a levels are getting easier. They dont have the people skills these new twats. Clients like me because I am one of them ie no stranger to the inside of a police cell and they realise I know what I am talking about. I dont bullshit them with crap university bollocks. I tell them the truth eg if they are guilty "plead guilty mate or your fucked. Its Judge Twat today and he will pot you for five as soon as look at you". If they are not guilty then its a whole different ball game. Anyway its mostly PI accident claims and divorces now not crime.
Anyway I am fucking off to work in the public sector soon at my local Council where I will be paid properly for defending all these trumped up accident claims. So much for Dibbles Thatcherite ideals. Private sector? Shove it up your arse. I only stayed where I am on low pay out of loyalty to my employer who helped me when I was starting out. But he accepts that I am underpaid and wishes he could pay me more.
Sorry for this off topic rant. I didnt realise I was doing it until it was typed