My bit for Comic Relief

[jj]

...don't tempt me !!

[jj]

I think even Matt was 'lightened up' about RND. Nowt wrong with discussing the whys and wherefores, though.......
Fantabulous.......

[Officer Dibble]

"the BBC refused to take the cheque because they didn?t want to be associated with a company that dealt in sexual activity"

Pretentious poncy middleclass twats. Come the revolution....


Dibble.

[jj]

.....and this from a Corporation that has, in the past, shown graphic simulated sex/rape/torture/incest/paedophilia/murder.
Odd....rum....strange, even......

[Wink Wink]

Careful jj.......!

[jj]

Quite right: I'll have to exercise restraint....
....now, where's them ropes and cuffs......?

[Wink Wink]

I've got a staightjacket you can have.

[jj]

There are far more deserving causes here than I......

[Wink Wink]

Oh well I'll just give it to the guy sitting next to me......DAMM there's nobody there!!!!!

[Poncy Beeb Spokesperson]

Ah, but that's art luvie and it's just the sort of thing one needs to fuel an earnest, hand-wringing, discussion over a nice glass of Beaujolais and a plate of pesto tagliatelli. All that distasteful Ann Summers stuff is for the plebs. It?s about exploiting 'wimmin' having fun while Africa starves and the uncouth pursuit of mammon. It?s our moral duty to signal the inappropriateness of such pastimes and activities and guide any of those poor damaged unfortunates (the plebs) along the path of righteous middleclass poncyness.

P.B.S.