Re: Site Review- TMVideoproductions
Posted: Sun Mar 09, 2003 6:23 pm
If that's anything like my New Year Resolutions......
TM-
I am in awe of your rapier-like wit:
?Would have loved to email you direct... just didn't know were to find your email address. Is it on the site somewhere? I tried clicking the link to your name but no go. So who is crying like a girl? You I think.?
I assume your comments about not being able to find my email address is a feeble attempt to deride my comments about the difficulty finding your content. You seemed to have no problem finding it after I posted a reply to your remarks on this forum. And regarding the issue of slogging through your horribly lashed together site to find the exclusive pics and vids, I feel I?ve made myself abundantly clear. And your lame plug-ins, too.
Defensive? HA! Everything I said in that review I stand behind 100%, so do Swede and Egon. And I work for them, you have no competition. You?ve definitely cornered the market on bad websites. The only reason I responded here is because you chose to sneak around and post on this board in hopes of getting a warm fuzzy hug from some sycophant (like Limahl, see his spanking below). So those are what my ?true colors? are, TM. As opposed to yours: YELLOW.
Spend more time working on your site and less time looking for affiliate programs to feather your nest with, maybe you?ll have a better review next time.
And?
Is it ?Buttsie? or ?Limahl?? Sheesh?I thought I had issues with ?CarbDung? as a moniker. Listen ?Buttsmahl?, I just used the ?ten year old? reference. Already recycling my stuff? How devilishly original?
?He/She who chooses to use abuse/insults through clich?s instead of constructive criticism in reviews better be thick skinned?
What?s that? Some sort of quote from the rule book on ?How To Write Reviews of Adult Websites?? Or was it inside of a fortune cookie? Whatever it is, I?m getting it engraved in gold and hanging it above my monitor. That way if I ever wonder what a buzzing gadfly posting on a BBS thinks I can cast my eyes toward heaven and see the words that will guide my career for the rest of my life. I use clich?s because they?re the way to describe things in a manner everyone understands. They are clich?s because they are universally understood. I.e.: ?Slower than molasses in January? would be the way I?d describe someone who wasn?t smart enough to grasp the basics of the English language. If I ever needed to do that. Of course, if I had a sample of your writing to admire I?m sure it would be 100% clich? free, right? I?m certain all your posts contain no ?LOL?s or ?ROFL?s or ?LMAO?s, right? And make no mistake; I can take anything you dish out. My skin?s thicker than a rhino, baby! BRING IT!
?You seem to put more useful info into the sites you like best?
We?d be derelict in out duty if we didn?t give a site we recommend a thorough going over. X3guide?s primary role is to assist the beleaguered surfer find sites that are worth shelling out their hard earned cash for. If we?re going to direct somebody to a site and tell them it?s worth joining we better be able to back it up with some sort of hard data. Conversely, why should I put a lot of info into a bad site?s review? The ratio of bad sites/scams/ripoffs to the good ones is mind-blowing. Why should I devote my precious time to filling in the blanks on a site?s info that people should avoid? If I have a bottle of spoiled milk in my fridge, I?m not running out on the street sticking it under people?s noses saying ?This smells bad! Should I pitch it??
?If you read my post you will see I was passing comment on YOUR review not wether the site was Ok or not?If I were a cheerleader for the site then you'd assume I've seen it...which I haven't...and would have refuted a few of your claims...which i didn't?
True, but you had no problem ripping me with your smarmy inside joke (?Looks like Patrick Riley is moonlighting as a website reviewer?) and (?Probably just finished reviewing 8 sites in a row on a Monday?) a remark so insipid and churlish I won?t dignify it with a response. That kind of talk really gets my Irish up. And you wasted no time sucking up to TMVideos and drying their tears. Okay, maybe not a cheerleader. How about a nursemaid? Food for thought.
Peace and Love-
CarbDung