VanDenPupp has of this moment retired from porn, I am now contemplating my new life as a design genius and inventor. My latest invention being hollow chopsticks for the millions of Chinese, who've been asking, "VanDenPupp how can we eat our chop-suey and yet drink our soup without slurping it all over the table!"
By the way what is this thing that that BIG STUPID JIM SLIP has with stockings and kinky clothing, is he some kind of LADYMAN?
Jimslip: I SPIT on him and so should you!!
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Would you all please go away and leave me alone!
Top European Pornographer and Porn -Stud
"Porn is my Life and my Life is Porn"(Apart from when I go to work at Ikea) and I've got a much bigger willy than Jim!
<http://www.jimslip.com> (DO NOT CLICK THIS LINK!)
"Porn is my Life and my Life is Porn"(Apart from when I go to work at Ikea) and I've got a much bigger willy than Jim!
<http://www.jimslip.com> (DO NOT CLICK THIS LINK!)
Re: Jimslip: I SPIT on him and so should you!!
Hmmmm.....certainly publicity for the rather elderly looking Mr.Slip, isn't it?
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Re: Jimslip: I SPIT on him and so should you!!
Elderly? elderley?, no PREHISTORIC, I'd say, even King Tut would make Jimslip look old. If only the poor fool had the sense to take on the handsome, strong, yet, aqualung features of Van Den Pupp, porn stud EXTROADINAIRE; only he could do justice to those luscious babes on jimslip.com. I alone could take on all 70 of those tasty chicks and fuck them all at once................and do a second cum shot as well and possibly a third(if I felt like it) I'm not one to boast, but Mr Slip is THE CRAPPEST SHAGGER IN THE WORLD. Compared to my MASSIVE DONG his dick is no bigger than a little worm.
Go on Mr SLIP, let me at 'em..................IF YOU DARE!!!
Anyway I am supposed to be giving up porn, so again I say ta ta!
Go on Mr SLIP, let me at 'em..................IF YOU DARE!!!
Anyway I am supposed to be giving up porn, so again I say ta ta!
Top European Pornographer and Porn -Stud
"Porn is my Life and my Life is Porn"(Apart from when I go to work at Ikea) and I've got a much bigger willy than Jim!
<http://www.jimslip.com> (DO NOT CLICK THIS LINK!)
"Porn is my Life and my Life is Porn"(Apart from when I go to work at Ikea) and I've got a much bigger willy than Jim!
<http://www.jimslip.com> (DO NOT CLICK THIS LINK!)
Re: Jimslip: I SPIT on him and so should you!!
yeah, the problem with typing a retort rather than speaking being that i can't do the facial expressions and gestures that would have made my initial post less poncey. you all know what i mean