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Re: Mr Chapel
Posted: Sat Feb 12, 2011 11:21 pm
by mrchapel
Typical fucking Nu Labour, more concerned with making sure minorities aren`t offended whilst they sell the rest of the country down the river.
But the good news is they`re making a remake of Total Recall, so when Labour loses at the next election Milliband can reprise his role as the Johnny Cab
Re: Mr Chapel
Posted: Sun Feb 13, 2011 5:12 am
by jimslip
New Layby had plans for straight men, "To get in touch with their female sides!" Because after much consultation with Gay Mens groups, it was discovered that 99.9% of "Straight" men, were actually repressed homosexuals and were simply unable to admit to their gay sides. (David johnson will have some facts and figures to support this assertion)
The word, "Heterosexual" was seen as, in itself, offensive to gays and lesbians. It was decided to changed the definition of the word such: Heterosexual: "A man or woman who is a pending gay or lesbian." All, "Straights" were to be renamed, "Pending gays."
?2 Billion had been put aside for a nationwide network of, "Gay & lesbian puppet, clown and face painting workshops." to facilitate the "Turning" of "Pending gays" into full fledged gays and lesbians. Anyone disagreeing with these measures would be deemed, "Homophobic DMR's" (Daily Mail Readers) and immediately rounded up by a new paramilitary group of "Lesbian Feminist Re-Educators", whos job would be to beat their victims into a, "Blissfull state of gayness," stated a Jo Brand lookalike, spokesperson.
Hope this helps.!wink!
Jimbo
Posted: Sun Feb 13, 2011 6:26 am
by David Johnson
Yes, Jupiter is definitely in Uranus.
Re: Yawnfuck
Posted: Sun Feb 13, 2011 6:34 am
by jimslip
Your immediate comparison to the Tories, DJ is HOGWASH! It is New Labour that shouted from the pulpit in 1997, "It will be a government that seeks to restore trust in politics in this country." Tony Blair.
We expected corruption from the Tories NOT from , "All New Cleaner than Clean New Labour."
Jimbo
Posted: Sun Feb 13, 2011 6:43 am
by David Johnson
"Your immediate comparison to the Tories, DJ is HOGWASH! It is New Labour that shouted from the pulpit in 1997, "It will be a government that seeks to restore trust in politics in this country." Tony Blair."
Quite right Jimbo. Thanks for reminding me. I had forgotten what Thatcher said when she became Prime Minister in 1997.
"It will be a government that seeks to destroy trust in politics in this country." Margaret Thatcher.
Good point!
Lizard/Dick Moby
Posted: Sun Feb 13, 2011 7:01 am
by David Johnson
Oh the repartee! The stunning irony and wit. Reminds me of Billy Connolly at his best.
Have you lads ever thought of a career in stand-up comedy?