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David Johnson wrote:

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You know what DJ, maybe I do !idea!

You might just be onto something there, because the way some of these clowns toss taxpayers' money around like drunken sailors in a knocking shop beggars belief. I know - I've seen it for myself having had dealings with some of my own local District Council boys (Labour lads of course - but decent enough blokes on a personal level I must admit, and they like a drink).

So yeah - I reckon I could make a decent fist of putting a budget together, what with my eye for a good deal and monetary prudence. I can't quite turn water into wine, but I'm pretty damn good (though I say so myself).


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Steady on David. Don't get too excited now, you'll do yourself a mischief !nuts!.

You're starting to sound like one of them Victorian villains from the old films. You know - the guys in the big tall hats and the twirly moustaches who cackle in fiendish triumph while The Hero's dangling helplessly from the hands of Big Ben, or chained to a railway line in the path of an oncoming train. There's even a hint Auric Goldfinger in there:

"You expect me to talk, David?!"
"NO FLAT ERIC - I EXPECT YOU TO DIE!!!!"

But enough of this politics stuff - what about them more tits & bums? But I'm fucked if I'm paying you a fiver (Cuts you know: We're all in this together).

- Eric

I have have read with interest claim and counter claim as regards, so called, "Tory cuts".

All this talk is merely a diversion from the actual facts that I will spell out for you all again: THIS COUNTRY WAS NEARLY BANKRUPTED BY 13 YEARS OF FINANCIAL RECKLESSNESS AND INCOMPETENCE BY NEW LABOUR IDIOTS!

It is the job of New Labour acolytes David Johnson & No 6 to completely airbrush this fact from history and like all propagandists divert all attention to the steps that the Coalition are taking to attempt to correct the blunders of their "Socialist" puppet-masters.

Do not fall under the spell of these two spinners of double speak and weasel words, it is as if they have read from the works of Goebbels who famously said, "The bigger the lie the more believable it is!"

You have been warned, be ever on your guard!

!wink!

Too right Jimbo. I had a glass of canned Cameron piss direct from Tory Central Office. It's got rid of my flatulence completely. Whenever that George Osborne used to speak I would fart. Not anymore.

Have I read all this guff before sometime or am I just imagining it!

"I have have read with interest claim and counter claim as regards, so called, "Tory cuts"."

No ya havent. You just thought to yourself. Oh good I can have yet another fucking rant about Labour. Can't you start off a thread Jimbo with the subject - My New Labour rant and then you can add to it everyday. Save all the rest of us from having to read the same old cack every day.

Global recession, Jimbo. Do a google mate. Tell me what you find.

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"even though total spending is increasing !!?"

There's a good lad, do a search on this forum and you will see we trashed that argument last time round. Just repeating the same old crap doesnt make it any more true you know!

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Did Wikipedia explain what the word "global" means as well?

If so, then you already know the answer to your question.

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Barman, easy on the Cameron piss for Mr Yawnfuck. And don't let him sup from the bottle of Redwood Ruby Rant. Ain't you got a home to go to?

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