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Cole
Posted: Tue Feb 09, 2010 10:32 am
by Ned
I've had the other two
But seriously, huge silicone tits look ok sometimes but I've never seen a really good performance from anyone with pendulous fake jugs and have no reason to think Jordan would be any better, having seen her sex tape.
Miller is a bit too.... girly and precious looking.
Cole, however, looks like she would do everything and love every minute. She looks a proper dirty cow. If you'll pardon my French.
Re: Will you help me with a short survey?
Posted: Tue Feb 09, 2010 12:17 pm
by Deano!
Sienna Miller because she looks like a hot slut who'd get right into it.
Jordan doesn't sexually appeal to me much (even though I think she gets picked on too much).
Cheryl Cole looks gorgeous, but is a bit too 'Disney' for my tastes.
Re: Cole
Posted: Tue Feb 09, 2010 12:55 pm
by jimslip
You said:
"Miller is a bit too.... girly and precious looking".
Mmm not so sure, Sienna seems to have behaved like a right slag over the last couple of years, seems to have shagged anything with a pulse! I believe she is an ex convent girl, which would support my case that she is a mega SLAGGETTE!
The results so far/ I'm stunned!
Posted: Wed Feb 10, 2010 7:06 pm
by jimslip
Jordan: 0
Sienna: 9
Cheryl: 8
I find it quite astounding that on a forum devoted to porn, that Jordan with GIANT FALSE BOOBS got ABSOLUTELY ZERO! 15 years ago I reckon she would have won hands down.
I wonder if it's because of the way she looks, or the fact that she's a money grabbing, emasculating bitch?
In any event would anybody have voted for Jordan if she had the personality of Cheryl? That is to say, a seemingly, nice and happy (But sexy) character.
Does anyone think that Jordan's behaviour has indirectly done a diservice to other "Glamour" model types who are now associated with the same negative attributes, whether guilty or not and in turn men find them less attractive now?
I wonder if mens' tastes are changing back to fancying females that they can, "Take home to meet mother" without getting a mouthful of abuse. Or take out without the embarrassment, that someone looking like Jordan would attract for them?
Maybe all the would be Jordan voters are all at a seminar on silicone at the moment and haven't seen my post? !confused!
Re: The results so far/ I'm stunned!
Posted: Wed Feb 10, 2010 7:45 pm
by Sam Slater
No one's mentioned Jordan because of how she's portrayed herself in the media. In reality, if she was an unknown and came into porn the forums would be in meltdown trying to find pics/vids/contact details about this girl.
Re: The results so far/ I'm stunned!
Posted: Wed Feb 10, 2010 8:15 pm
by jimslip
For me, Jordan is no comparison to America's version, ie Pamela Anderson. No contest at all.
To me Pamela looks like Cheryl and Sienna, mixed up with a pair of big juggs added on. I reckon the forums would deservedly blow up for her!!drool!
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Re: Cole
Posted: Wed Feb 10, 2010 9:38 pm
by jimslip
Yes, I stand corrected, I am a sexist brute and a misogynist. Below, I have posted some typical girls on my website, even Max Hardcore would turn away in horror! Here's a pic of "Conchita" being horribly "Demeaned" by me!
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And here's Columbia in abject terror:
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If you can take any more torture, here's Candy being cruelly brutalised:
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Yes, I now admit to the World, that there is a person off camera busily tickling Jim Slip girls with a large ostrich feather, to give the illusion that they are "Laughing." when of course they are in reality being demeaned and traumatised!
Re: The results so far/ I'm stunned!
Posted: Thu Feb 11, 2010 12:18 pm
by RoddersUK
Pammy is a Canadian Jim.
She hails from Sidney on Vancouver Island.
Been there, got the T shirt matey.
Re: The results so far/ I'm stunned!
Posted: Thu Feb 11, 2010 3:22 pm
by jimslip
Well blow me down with a feather! I thought she was too kind of "Natural" and smiley to be American!