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Re: Best joke ever,Part2? ACTUAL Jokes here Pls x

Posted: Tue Sep 01, 2009 3:05 pm
by beck images
Statistically, 6 out of 7 dwarves are not happy.


Re: Best joke ever,Part2? ACTUAL Jokes here Pls x

Posted: Tue Sep 01, 2009 3:06 pm
by jj
GROAN..............


Re: Best joke ever,Part2? ACTUAL Jokes here Pls x

Posted: Tue Sep 01, 2009 3:08 pm
by beck images
I left my car in a car park the other day, when I came back to it the bumper and rear lights were all smashed up. Then I found this note under the wiper. It said:

I just accidentally reversed into your car.
Quite a few people saw me do it.
They think I'm leaving my name and details.
Well, I'm not.


Re: Best joke ever,Part2? ACTUAL Jokes here Pls x

Posted: Tue Sep 01, 2009 3:10 pm
by Floydoid
A jump-lead walks into a bar. The barman says "I'll serve you, but don't start anything."


Re: Best joke ever,Part2? ACTUAL Jokes here Pls x

Posted: Tue Sep 01, 2009 3:13 pm
by Floydoid
"Doctor, I can't stop singing the green green grass of home."

"That sounds like Tom Jones syndrome. "

"Is it common? "

"It's not unusual."


Re: Best joke ever,Part2? ACTUAL Jokes here Pls x

Posted: Tue Sep 01, 2009 3:15 pm
by Floydoid
New definition for the dictionary:

Countryside, n - to assassinate Simon Cowell


Re: Best joke ever,Part2? ACTUAL Jokes here Pls x

Posted: Tue Sep 01, 2009 3:16 pm
by Floydoid
I was in the jungle and there was this monkey with a tin opener.

I said, "You don't need a tin opener to peel a banana."

He said, "No, this is for the custard."


Re: Best joke ever,Part2? ACTUAL Jokes here Pls x

Posted: Wed Sep 02, 2009 6:01 pm
by Sarah Kelly
haha ..... thats excellant.... im liking that one !wink!


Re: Best joke ever,Part2? ACTUAL Jokes here Pls x

Posted: Wed Sep 02, 2009 6:44 pm
by jj
Hey, that really happened to me : -))


Re: Best joke ever,Part2? ACTUAL Jokes here Pls x

Posted: Wed Sep 02, 2009 6:46 pm
by crofter
Its been a LOOOOOOOOOOONNNNNNNNNNNNGGGGGGGGG time since JJ prompted anybody BOOM, FUCKING BOOM!!


Do I win the best joke award 2009 for September then??