Best joke ever,Part2? ACTUAL Jokes here Pls x

[beck images]

Statistically, 6 out of 7 dwarves are not happy.

[jj]

GROAN..............

[beck images]

I left my car in a car park the other day, when I came back to it the bumper and rear lights were all smashed up. Then I found this note under the wiper. It said:

I just accidentally reversed into your car.
Quite a few people saw me do it.
They think I'm leaving my name and details.
Well, I'm not.

[Floydoid]

A jump-lead walks into a bar. The barman says "I'll serve you, but don't start anything."

[Floydoid]

"Doctor, I can't stop singing the green green grass of home."

"That sounds like Tom Jones syndrome. "

"Is it common? "

"It's not unusual."

[Floydoid]

New definition for the dictionary:

Countryside, n - to assassinate Simon Cowell

[Floydoid]

I was in the jungle and there was this monkey with a tin opener.

I said, "You don't need a tin opener to peel a banana."

He said, "No, this is for the custard."

[Sarah Kelly]

haha ..... thats excellant.... im liking that one !wink!

[jj]

Hey, that really happened to me : -))

[crofter]

Its been a LOOOOOOOOOOONNNNNNNNNNNNGGGGGGGGG time since JJ prompted anybody BOOM, FUCKING BOOM!!


Do I win the best joke award 2009 for September then??