Dundee:Scotlands arsehole.

[Sam Slater]

I know, but I couldn't say "Scotland has.....the most scenic lochs and valleys..." because only Scotland has lochs, thus has the most scenic ones by default [in Britain].

To compare them with English 'meres' and 'tarnes' I needed a word that covered them all ? a word we all know well. I chose 'lakes'.

[dimi]

I remember being in N.Wales visiting family and I must say the most enjoyable thing about Wrexham is the station and the train outta there!!!

[crofter]

JR obviously you cannot take a slagging you ginger bearded little irn bru slurping dons fan ... and I aint your Son - as I said they eat their young up that way!!!wink!

[DJ_Jenns]

*facepalms*

The pair of you really do need to get rid of all this sexual tension you've got going on. Can't you both meet up somewhere for a quick snog?

[Lightningboy]

Sounds quite similar to a few places in south wales too,sadly...young people in the UK don't seem to have any self respect let alone for anyone else these days..I hate chavs.

[davyboy]

Is it not the same which ever place you go to ? Blyth is not far from me and was named the 'Chav' capital. See them outside of Greggs with babies with sausage rolls in their gobs.

[crofter]

Nothing wrong with a Greggs sausage roll to get you started in life ....