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Socrates said the unexamined life is not worth living, and I think we need to examine this series of events to truely get everything out of it.

We all have our favourite girls, some more than others, Mr Mac Daddy is an extreme case, he is obsessed with SJ, to the point where he will suffer constant online ridicule in the vain hope of getting some info about her. He even admitted to e-mailing ITV about her having a possible role in a soap.

He gets what he thinks is her e-mail address and fires off an e-mail. He gets a reply.

Think about this, this is a man getting an e-mail from a woman he is obsessed with, his heart must be racing. His second e-mail to her gets a little naughtier and she replies to that. Shit, Mr Daddy is thinking, I've got a chance with the girl of my dreams here.

She mentions meeting up with him, gives him her phone number, he leaves her a message, she replies with an e-mail, at this point his mind is blown. He can't fucking believe it can he? At this point he's got his cock in one hand, the mouse in the other searching for hotels where he can meet this lovely lady and is trying to type a reply with his nose.

He leaves her another message on the phone, of him wanking. Obviously this is what all girls want isn't it? He's the fucking Mac Daddy and he's going to fuck his dream girl. How happy is he? He can't wait to tell his friends down at their next cruise at the local shopping centre car park.

I'd love to see his reaction when he finds out it was a joke.

I do wonder if Macdaddy has read any of these threads, or has any knowledge of the jape that was played on him, I'm another one who was highly amused and disturbed at the phone calls, I think it was that Brummie accent that did it...

To be honest, I think he'll be found dead next to his PC in a couple of days with a bottle of pills and Southern Comfort on the desk...

That's finally done it for the Mac Daddy, Stripey... People from Wolverhampton HATE being called Brummies. After all the abuse and ridicule I think you'll have finally sent him over the edge!