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I can well remember an episode of Mork & Mindy featuring the fab Raquel Welch in thigh boots & fishnet tights, nuff said,
geoff

did she flash her tits?

So what you are saying is that just because some of the boys in the gang are a little camper than a row of tents they can?t be hard like that well known street brawler Wayne Sleep? Well Mr I have a problem with men in tights who run and frolic around like gender confused hussies I?ll tell you this for nothing. I watched the Warriors from cock to bollox and not once did I see a ponytail any where. I then watched a docuporn and whoosh Davey Crocket abounds!

Phew that second picture of that twin apex arrangement is rather appealing and I?m not sure I?m entirely happy with my 6X8 with 2X500 watt halogens hanging in the door any longer. I?m starting to think it?s time for me to upgrade the old girl and get going with one of these new modern numbers offered by shed n shed & Co. I know they are a little racey and perhaps their apexes are a little false looking but grrrrr they get the heart thumping.

Fred (in lust with a shed)

How about the Fcuking Sweeney! Screeching Rover 2000 out steps Jack shouting he?s a cant she?s a cant every bodies a cant. Bang bish get the baddies bash em up and then Carter the cant does Minder (oh my gawd).

Minder, Terry the ex boxer don?t make me laugh. Standing at nearly 5ft he must have filmed on steps. This cant couldn?t box eggs!

Reegan, a year in Prevbollox! Now it?s getting a little silly Jack would never go to frog land unless it?s to bash some baddies in his Ford Granada and then he?d bash the frogeyes silly.

Johnny Allen out of East Enders and the bill fame in the Sweeney, don?t make me laugh! Well he was and a right nasty copper he was an all. Jack Reegan and Carter speeding round the streets in their Austin Allegro. Car skids out gets Jack calling everybody a cant up pops the baddie with a shooter. Every body on the floor but not Johnny Allen oh no he?s crept behind the baddie and whoosha bosh have some of that you stereotypical thug in a polo necked jumper. Then Jack gets the baddie beats 7 shades of hades from him and gives good old Johnny Allen a round of for being such a nasty bleeder.



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Fred (in a flying squad shed)

Watch yourself Fred, its friday night and all the sheds are getting themselves dollhoused-up, fancy roof extensions & slapping on the Creosote etc...
Its 2am on a cold night, theres a 10x14 Norwegian Spruce loggy little number shimmering under the moonlight. she might be laminated, hard to tell. If she is laminate then she probably wont use protection or better still her entrance might be wide open! After having your wicked way reality sets in, you're covered in someone else's grass clippings & played on their DVD authoring equipment. Then its back the mrs, the old 6x8 knows she can smell the fake chav creosote on you. Her outdoors can't leave you, the cheap repairs you made after the 1987 storms left the old 6x8 looking a bit tatty..... but she luvs ya

Were the sweeney son and we haven't had our dinner yet, you slag.

Two Pints Of Lager And A Packet Of Crisps.

I'll write an episode.

RALF LITTLE: LOL M8, HEY BLONDE WOMAN! BUY ME A *INSERT 80'S ICONOGRAPHIC REFERENCE* LUNCHBOX FOR WORK HAHAHAHA
*audience*: LMFAO HE SAID SOMETHING FROM OUR YOUTH
WILL MELLOR: LOL DA LADIES LOVE ME, I R A LAD AHAHAHAAH
HIS GIRLFRIEND: I DON'T WANT SEX TONIGHT
WILL MELLOR: LOL.
THICKO: EWWWWWWWWW SEX IS SCARY BOO HOO HOO.

Seriously, just fuck off.

I reckon you 2 (non) jokers are well on your way into being rated worst comedy show ever.

Mart

Little Britain. I'll add in French and Saunders, visiting the dentist is more fun. Saunders is talented, French has one act, fat bloater who acts like a thin person, Madonna, Pammy etc.............

Have you people all forgotten Terry And June/Happily Ever After?

Or Bread?

Or Keeping Up Appearances?

Or Birds Of A Feather?

On The Buses?

And not ignoring the 32-year same joke every show that is Last Of The Summer Wine.

Oi Bigshow you fcukin slaaaaaag.

Your wax lyrical velvet tongue gives the shed community much greatness after all a shed should never be seen as a mere sex object but rather something to be lurved. DVD authoring and duplication performed by total Natters however is a different thing and me thinks the Slaaaaaaags should be answerable to Reegan and Carter.

Anyway I?ve just read the post from mart and it would appear he is part of the none shed loving community and therefore belongs to the Dark Side. Pay no heed to his words this person knows not the way of the shed.

Fred (damp proofing his shed)