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Re: Bluebird should offer Jo Guest 1 million to do H/C

Posted: Thu Apr 29, 2010 11:37 am
by one eyed jack
Jim Im really surprised at you. Are you saying th eillusion of Jo Guest is above and beyong every other female?

Thats not saying much for all the girls you shag then. Nice girls need a shag too and most girls might even consider a million so dont lose respect for her if she goes for it.

If she does you know its gonna be a million dollar shag. thats respect tight there. Her fans will understand.

Damn, even Marilyn Monroe took one for the team (allegedly) oris your respect for authority that much it should be considered sacred?

dam i even remeber when she was on the word when Terry Christian was tlaking about her classic pose of bum up in the air....Thisis the millenium. Getwiddit!


Re: Bluebird should offer Jo Guest 1 million to do H/C

Posted: Thu Apr 29, 2010 11:38 am
by one eyed jack
Yeah Jim. Youre just a romantic.

Romance doesnt work with porn.

Thats like passing off bicarboante of soda as coke.


Re: Bluebird should offer Jo Guest 1 million to do H/C

Posted: Thu Apr 29, 2010 11:40 am
by one eyed jack
Unless its on Real Couples of course but love and hardcore walk hand in hand there (MEGA PLUG!)


Re: Bluebird should offer Jo Guest 1 million to do H/C

Posted: Thu Apr 29, 2010 11:49 am
by one eyed jack
Seeing the most angelic girl sullied in a tawdry scene is what the fans want. Its part of the fantasy.

People like porn because of its sleazy appeal. I wish people would be just honest and admit that. Thats why porn has been so successful all these years. because it reflects the minds of those individuals watching it.

Why do you think the vicars daughter has more appeal than a regular girl who does porn?

Because your'e not supposed to see it and therein is what makes one scene a valuable commodity than another.

Add the media sensation as well, the double standards and bam....A regular scene will net you much more money for being generic than a generic scene itself....For proof see Keeley Hazel video which is shite because all I saw was man arse and dirty talking. Katie Price, she looked worse than you could ever expect but yet those videos are a reflection of tawdry scene making money.

People want sleaze. They just dont admit to it. All this I want my porn classy....yeah right!

More examples....You can bash one out better to Escort than you could do Playboy....You know this to be true but all the girls want to be seen in Playboy when deep down most of us feel less guilty if they are in Escort


Re: Bluebird should offer Jo Guest 1 million to do H/C

Posted: Thu Apr 29, 2010 11:50 am
by one eyed jack
Female sexuality is sullied the moment they even do glamour


Re: Bluebird should offer Jo Guest 1 million to do H/C

Posted: Thu Apr 29, 2010 12:05 pm
by Porn Baron
The scene could be romantic. Or is romance dead?

On Valentines morning I present my darling with a purple ribbon tied around my bell end and a rose up my arse.

I sometimes feel a bit of a prick !clown!


Re: Bluebird should offer Jo Guest 1 million to do H/C

Posted: Thu Apr 29, 2010 12:15 pm
by one eyed jack
Oh romance is very much alive but if it was continuous throughout is what seperates dull generic porn from something a bit more exciting and pulse pounding

Hence why some porn works for the boys versus those that work for the girls and seeing that men are more visual than women would suggest men are more likely to spend money on it than a woman.

I think men are likely to fast forward to the first sign of lady flesh on display than listening to a mans smooth line of chat.


Re: Bluebird should offer Jo Guest 1 million to do H/C

Posted: Thu Apr 29, 2010 12:41 pm
by Porn Baron
Womens porn. Shagging a bronzed hunk as the warm waves crash over them on a white St Lucian beach while eating a flake. !sad!

I want to see her up an ally on some dustbins with stockings ripped and bobby monk dripping from her bum. Mens style. !happy!






Re: Bluebird should offer Jo Guest 1 million to do H/C

Posted: Thu Apr 29, 2010 3:09 pm
by one eyed jack
Yay! Thats what makes my bollocks boil!


Re: Bluebird should offer Jo Guest 1 million to do H/C

Posted: Thu Apr 29, 2010 4:28 pm
by padzer1

Very nice.