Paul Raymond Publications R.I.P.!

[Mr Mark]

I feel extremely sad for teenagers, that they will never experience the thrill of finding porno mags in a carrier bag in the woods, or in a hedge on a school run.

I can remember 20 kids stopping and pointing in unison, during a games lesson, at a tiny glimmer of white carrier bag in some brambles - there was a mass shout of 'porno mags!', followed by a frantic scramble to the supposed goodies. We had great smut radar in those days!

I sneaked home with part of the loot, an old copy of Razzle, to read in the bath before dinnertime.

Nothing beat those illicit days. Hedges, woods, stealing from the news stall in town, or trying to look old enough to buy Shaving Ravers and going bright red when realising it was a teenage girl serving behind the counter.

Nowadays kids can just access grot in seconds by going to one of the free tube sites. Where's the fun or the thrill in that? No swapping mags at the back of double maths, no shouting at the scumbag friend, who had quite literally 'splashed out' on the centrefold.

Big shame.

[Sarah Kelly]

You paint such a vivid picture,almost Romantically!! The lesson your mate should learn is,no sticky cakes or any type of messy foods when getttin to the crucial center pages!! !wink! x

[Mr Mark]

Sticky cake, Sarah? More of a creampie

I can remember the collective outrage of a few of us shuftying through a borrowed copy of Club International in the back of the IT class, only to find a giant crusty SPLAT all over the middle pages. Think one of us still borrowed the mag.

I bought this story up on the culprit's Facebook wall a few months back (20 years later!) - he wasn't happy.

[Sarah Kelly]

creampie eh? you like Snowballs? i love snowballs...... they do say revenge is a dish best served cold, and ,after 20 yrs it would be... and quite unexpected,too! x

[mrchapel]

Ah reminds me of when a bunch of my mates found a carrier bag with three mags in it. One guy grabbed a mag and ran whilst we sneaked the other two into school and threw one in the Home Economics class.
Guess who was in there next period.
Nothing worse than trying to keep a straight face whilst a puritan teacher is being shocked about finding things in class that you expect to see under your husbands matress.
Or my mate Dave who used to shoplift porn for us when we were too young to buy it and got caught when he accidently lifted "For women"

[one eyed jack]

Ah the thrill of the forbidden pleasures of porno mags of our youth.

I remember yonder days fairly well.

In fact it was no surprise to most of my friends that I ended up in a career in porn. i was the one eho was least bothered about being associated with it and the one elected to buy from the newsagents who clearly knew I was not 18 when i was 15 and became interested in women older than my years at the time.

Yes they were the good old days indeed and Paul Raymond was at the centre of many a young mans first foray into the delightful sights of ample bosomed women divested of their undergarments and posed in provocative positions that fueled the fires of youthful masturbation

The great thing about porn is it doesnt judge you for having a small dick or good looks and the girl was always smiling back at you and willing to succumb to every dirty fantasy you had boiling in your brain.

If I had one damn gripe about magazines it was the fucking staples in the cnetre that spoiled those fantasies...

Well. Just a bit.

In chapter two I will discuss when i had sex with a real woman LOL

[Dave Wells]

If Trojan have bought P.R.O. it will be the end of it because they ain't got any dosh anyway.

[Peter]

Dave Wells wrote:

> If Trojan have bought P.R.O. it will be the end of it because
> they ain't got any dosh anyway.
>
>

Just what I was thinking. Fees will be halved.

[JohnnyRebel]

more like ?200 a set, IF you get get paid at all! Like I said R.I.P. Paul Raymond Publications!

[Peter]

JohnnyRebel wrote:


> R.I.P. Paul Raymond Publications!

RIP UK porn mags. No one left who pays now.