Soho video shops: On their death bed?

[Officer Dibble]

"Next time you're done shagging a puka/classy/neglected/nympho housewife in the comfort of your own home........would you give her my contact details please?"

I'll do better than that, old son. I'll give you a link to where you can join up and find a horny houswife of your own -


Officer Dibble - pleased to be of service

[Jock Strap]

So I take it AFF actually works, Dibble?

[shock the monkey]

Why bother going to a porn shop when you can download filth from the internet. Larger selection than any shop can possibly manage, plus when I was younger we used to take photo of the guys coming out of sex shops then stick them up around town under the headline 'PERVERT'.
The guys complaining are like the pony and cart industry complaining about the arrival of the automobile. It's called progress.

[Jock Strap]

Anyone see that bit on Trigger Happy TV when Dom Joly greeted a guy coming out of a sex shop with a 'Millionth Customer' banner, a blonde model with a bottle of champagne, an orchestra and a camera crew? The guy legged it down the street.
Brilliant.

[Mysteryman]

If you could read and understand what has been said on the thread about lack of broadband in some areas (and not just in the remoter parts of these islands) you wouldn't make such crass comments.

As it happens I've been using PCs since the early 1980s and had the Internet since it was first introduced for business in the UK I now just happen to live in one of those pockets where broadband at a reasonable cost still isn't feasible.

As for your story about the photographs, if it is true, I hope you are now starting to grow up.

[shock the monkey]

If you could read and understand what has been said on the thread about lack of broadband in some areas (and not just in the remoter parts of these islands) you wouldn't make such crass comments.

As it happens I've been using PCs since the early 1980s and had the Internet since it was first introduced for business in the UK I now just happen to live in one of those pockets where broadband at a reasonable cost still isn't feasible.

As for your story about the photographs, if it is true, I hope you are now starting to grow up.


Actually the photograph story is true. The only thing I can say in defense is that I was young and Maxim magazine does the same thing every couple of months.

The majority of the UK can access high speed internet connections to download high quality (American) filth. Certainly beats going into a shop in full view of the public to pay ridiculous prices for a dvd.
If the shops now are the same as the Brit-porn websites I'm not surprised people stay away as I've been bitten too many times by Brit Porn Industry cons.

[c.j.jaxxon]

I oldschool admittedly and even though I have a computer I still like visiting sex shops usually to find something old (like Vanessa Del Rio, etc) and even now and then some guy may be selling some bootleg dvds (up to date of course). The thing is as one guy on a post said, here in the states sex shops are still booming with business.