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Re: Brit Stars Who Have Had Stalkers

Posted: Sat Dec 31, 2005 3:54 am
by Cenobitez
I posted my stalker type people before, along with abuse people, They all tell me i'm too sick :(

Even the guy who phoned me up today asking if my carpets need cleaning as they can get 99% of all stains out put the phone down on me :(

Caller: Hello Sir, this is John from Smiths cleaners, I was just wondering if you have cleaned your carpets lately ?
Me: Well no not in the last month or so but they are due soon.
Caller: well I may have a deal for you, speil blah de ugh, get out 99% of stains, blah blha
Me: 99% ?
Caller: yess 99%
Me: How about blood ?
Caller: ummmm Yes
Me: Goat Blood ?
Caller: errrm yes
Me: Chicken and Human Blood too ?
Caller: Silent
Me: What about semen ? it took me hours to get that out once it dried with some of the blood.
Caller: burrrrrrrrrrr

Just cant get good sales people any more :(


Re: Brit Stars Who have boyfriends

Posted: Sat Dec 31, 2005 8:47 am
by Hawkins


Surely most performers are likely to have boyfriends. After all why shouldnt they?. Yes they are doing hc stuff with other men they arent with but at the end of the day its just a job. I know that may seem a little hard to get your head around if your not in that position on the outside looking in so to speak, like I am. But they all have lives outside of their jobs.

Any without a b/f please contact me

Posted: Sun Jan 01, 2006 10:38 am
by Alex
I am currently sans girlfriend too. Maybe we could get together. I am aquarius.

Re: Brit Stars Who have boyfriends

Posted: Wed Jan 04, 2006 3:11 pm
by pornmonkey
I go out with a girl who is in the industry, but then so am I so I must fit the stereotype perfectly. To be honest, it helps to be in the industry because then you understand the work better and know that what your girlfriend does is merely work. Lucky for me she only does girls!