
Even the guy who phoned me up today asking if my carpets need cleaning as they can get 99% of all stains out put the phone down on me

Caller: Hello Sir, this is John from Smiths cleaners, I was just wondering if you have cleaned your carpets lately ?
Me: Well no not in the last month or so but they are due soon.
Caller: well I may have a deal for you, speil blah de ugh, get out 99% of stains, blah blha
Me: 99% ?
Caller: yess 99%
Me: How about blood ?
Caller: ummmm Yes
Me: Goat Blood ?
Caller: errrm yes
Me: Chicken and Human Blood too ?
Caller: Silent
Me: What about semen ? it took me hours to get that out once it dried with some of the blood.
Caller: burrrrrrrrrrr
Just cant get good sales people any more
