Aphrodisiacs

[Bob Singleton]

Pussy_eater wrote:

OYSTERS!


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I tried a dozen oysters last night.... but only 9 of them worked!

[sandie]

asparagus is supposed to work but god knows why. it just makes u fart and yer pee turn green.


i dont know a girl that doesnt get a little randy after a glass of wine or a vodka.

[eroticartist]

Hi Louise,

I think that E's are more suitable to women. They always gave me a semi-hard dick, which is not what I like. I did get lots of pleasurable sensations though tingling through my genitals!

Even pissing was nice, almost like coming...

Some substances effect people differently. I you are paranoid then you will become paranoid. There are herbs that have the same effect as MDMA
but there are no side effects.

Do I have your CV on my files?

Mike Freeman

[eroticartist]

Hi Sandie,

Alcohol is a disinhibitor but too much leads to Brewers droop in men. A little is alright. The Romans started kissing to see if they could smell alcohol on a woman's breath!

A good recipe is to dissolve five grams of Wormwood resin in a bottle of wine over three days. Then drink a glass for amazing results.

Mike Freeman

[eroticartist]

Hi Ace,

Be very careful of Viagra as there are reports of blindness caused by eyestroke.

Mike Freeman

[eroticartist]

Hi male performers,

Who can perform without the fastest selling drug in the world Viagra?

Who will admit to using it?


Mike Freeman

[eroticartist]

male performers,

Who can perform without Viagra even though it can make you blind by eyestroke?

Are you all shy?

Mike Freeman

[Jock Strap]

Alcohol makes me randy as fuck but its a bastard. There's a negative corelation going on. the more pissed you get the more horny you get. but the more pissed you get the less attractive you are to women.
So at the end of the night your sex drive has gone through the roof but because you've just been sick down the front of your shirt you've got sod all chance of getting your leg over.
life's a bitch.
I tried some goat weed tablets or some shit but it did buggerall for me.

[eroticartist]

Hi Jock,

Horny Goat weed is difficult to ingest in sufficient quantities to have the required effect.

Tablets are no good. Obtain the pure dried herb then smoke it or drink a tea made from it. Smoke about two grams for an effect or make a tea. Let it brew well and then drink it every day for a week.

It is also good for the liver, kidneys and joints.

Mike Freeman

[Jock Strap]

thanx mike. might give it a go. you sound like you're a fan of the stuff.

don't know if I really need it. I'm a guy hence I'm horny ALL the time anyway.