egafd.com

Oh dear.

Twinkie Reed.

I think I win.

fevrd

I don't watch those type of porn films, sorry.

Ha Ha Holden MacGroyn i see you use them to judging by your post, i'm happy to give you a few e-mail addresses if your a good boy.

Kim

funny, very funny, but i like your sense of humour

We have had pets ever since i was a toddler, I don't remember the name of the first ever pet we had, but the earliest pet's name i can remember, combined with my mother's maiden name.

Pet Name - Muffin
Mother's Maiden Name - Bristow (the name Bristow, is actually a misspelling, through history, of the name of the Town, Bristol)

So with that, & a slight change to the name, for a sexual connotation, would be:

Muffing Bristols

But hey, i will stick with the nickname i was given yrs ago, with my liking of reptiles:

Snake Diamond

I suppose the name "Tiny" wouldn't be a good choice for a male then

By the way have any of you girls met the producer Jack Mehoff by any chance

Sorry Kim, the only studs I have go on my denim jacket in my ripped 80's cheesy grin style.

You can keep your 18inch emails for yourself

Any foxy chicks however....

what a piss taker

Slightly old post, but I felt compelled to opine.

Contrary to popular (and incredibly amusing) opinion, getting into porn as a male performer is not some kind of noble calling that requires superhuman phallus size/stamina/erectile abilities. You sure as hell dont have to be attractive, and you dont need Laurence Olivier level acting abilities.

The ways to get into the business are numerous and not overly difficult. Ill enumerate to ease reading comprehension:

1. Respond to gangbang/bukakke offers that you see. They take ANYBODY

2. Many smaller companies publically state that theyre always looking for guys. This ranges from one woman operations to ELS and the like http://elsproduction.com (though youd have to spend some time in Finland in that example). Send them a message and a photo (if requested).

3. Find a girlfriend who wants to get into the business and convince her to tell the producers that she'll only work with you. This works best if she's at least fairly attractive.

4. Apply for "fan fucks" that are always advertised for on a lot of women's websites.

5. Put a little money down and hire an actress yourself and the studio, cameraman, etc. Or if not an actress, any girl youre familiar with will and is up for it will suffice. Failing that, most urban streets are full of willing participants come nightfall.

And there are undoubtedly hundreds of other ways. Youre not going to get rich doing it, of course. Youll still need a steady job. But not even the top guys make big money for fornicating on screen. But its definetely not some kind of elite group of ubermench who do porn, contrary to the opinions previously expressed. I mean...just take a look at most guys in porn.

Oh right. And living in the greater Los Angeles area is a definite plus but its not required. Theres plenty of work to go around in England as well.