A little girl goes to a barbers with her dad and stands next to the chair, eating a cake while her dad gets a hair cut. The barber smiles at her and says, "You're gonna get hair on your muffin." "I know" she says, "I'm gonna get tits too, you dirty old bastard!"
A tramp walks into a posh jewellers, pulls his pants down and starts fingering his arsehole. The shop assistant screams and then shouts at him, "Get out your dirty, filthy bastard". The tramp says, "Make up your fucking mind," and then points at a sign in the window: COME INSIDE AND PICK YOUR RING IN COMFORT!
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