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Posted: **Fri Sep 11, 2009 2:51 pm**

these are my best and only jokes lol

whats the difference between a cockreal and a prostitute?

a cockreal goes cock-al-doldo-do! and a prostitute goes any cock will do!

who is the most famours golfer of all time?

hitler died in a bunker!

a man walked into a bar ouch!

what flys and wobbles?

a jellycopter!

wahts the difference between a prostitute and a jumbo jet?

not everyones been in a jumbo jet! lol

all pathetic i know thought first two i think are rather good! lol

Posted: **Fri Sep 11, 2009 4:42 pm**

!bow! !party! !bow! x

Posted: **Sat Sep 12, 2009 9:08 pm**

Why do divers fall backwards out of the boat?

Cos if they fell forwards they would still be in the boat.

Posted: **Sat Sep 12, 2009 9:10 pm**

What's orange and sounds like a parrot?

A carrot.

Posted: **Mon Sep 14, 2009 2:47 pm**

Forget making up your own, or even remembering old ones... visit Sickipedia for several thousand of the most warped jokes you'll ever find (and, yes, a few of them are mine)

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Posted: **Mon Sep 14, 2009 2:56 pm**

A toast to Your Generosity .. !bow!!party!!bow! x

Posted: **Fri Oct 30, 2009 4:49 pm**

I'm not normally suspicious, but the wife told me yesterday that gavin from Autoglass came round and injected his special resin into her crack.

She hasn't even got a car

Posted: **Sat Oct 31, 2009 5:12 am**

you can flip on their front and use them like a five year old boy!

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