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?We?ll set the army on anyone flouting the rules? says man who said his chief adviser who flouted the rules was ?just following his instincts?.

Another day, another fuck up

Today in Brexit:

- 2-day queues for lorries heading for Dover
- New Anglo-Kent border created
- Gibraltar announces possible restrictions on British goods
- JPMorgan moving $230bn from UK to Frankfurt

And the day isn't even over yet.


Another day, SEVERAL MORE fuck ups.

2016:
"Sunlit uplands"
"I see no downsides to Brexit. Only a considerable upside"


2020
Police will patrol the Kent border and fine lorry drivers without the right paperwork after Brexit.





Another day, another fuck up.

Just 10% Of Covid Tests Hit Spaffer Johnson's 24 Hour Turnaround Target

It's getting worse..(last week was 14.3%)



Another day, another fuck up.

The UK government borrowed ?35.9bn in August.

UK debt passed ?2 trillion for the first time in history in August.

It now stands at ?2.045 trillion.

That's over ?30,000 for every man, woman and child in the UK.

It's more than doubled since the Tories took office in 2010.

Shake, Shake, Shake that magic money tree.



Another day, another fuck up.


M25, I know you keep a record of how many times I edit my postings and write it in your little black book (or knowing you it will be a little white book), so I thought I edit this one six times just for you. LMFAO.

Spaffer Johnson's Incompetence Explained......



Aug - Eat out to help out. Up to ?10 off.

Sep - Drink up and piss off or ?200 fine.





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"The coronavirus rules that control how people live their lives have changed almost 200 times since March, an analysis by The Telegraph has found, with people complaining that they cannot keep up."

That's the Daily Telegraph the Tory house magazine.

Another day Another fuck up

A firm specialising in vitamin boosts that hired Boris Johnson's half-brother hoping he can "open doors" is holding talks with Government about Covid testing, which we know (only because of leaks) that the Government plans to spend over ?100 billion on.


Another day Another fuck up (unless you are related to Spaffer that is).

BREXITERS UPDATE:
Jacob Rees-Mogg:
?Opens investment funds in Ireland because Brexit"

Nigel Lawson:
?I want French residency because Brexit?

Nigel Farage:
?I want German passports for my kids?

James Dyson:
?I'm moving my HQ to Singapore?

UK?s richest man:
?I'm moving to Monaco"


This is going well isn't it?


Another day Another fuck up

From the people who brought you the ferry company with no ferries at ?96m, the wrong type of satellites at ?400m and the wrong type of PPE at hundreds of millions:

"Shambles as NHS Covid-19 app can't accept test results from NHS hospitals"





Another day Another fuck up