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Sources say Johnson is complaining about money. He is still supporting four out of his six children, has been through an expensive divorce and had his income drop by more than half as a result of fulfilling his lifetime ambition.


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Oh Dear, How Sad, Never Mind

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Another day, another fuck up

Downing St, latest:

?Testing is broken. It looks bad?

?Why don?t we impose ?10,000 fines for people who test positive if they don?t self-isolate fully. It?ll discourage people from getting tests?

?But won?t that help the virus spread??

?Who cares? We?ll look good?

?Brilliant!?



Another day, another fuck up

Exception to new lockdown rule to be announced this week

- You?re following your instinct as a father
- You?re checking your eyesight
- You leave the house in a specific and limited way



Another day, another fuck up

Divorced father of between six and nine kids (no-one knows), with drink problem, living with new girlfriend, (police being called to flat to break up fights with new girlfriend), living off the state complains about being "hard up".

Another day, another fuck up

As again

just spin from the NEWS ...get a life TWAT

Latest from Hat Mancock...


?If everybody follows the rules - everybody! - then we can avoid a further national lockdown?

This is from the government that says it?s ok to break international law headed by a man who broke the rules for an ?eye test?.

Another day, another fuck up

Breaking news...


Perugia has just been twinned with Barnard Castle.


Another day, another fuck up.

JUNE - it?s your civic duty to go to the pub

JULY - go back to the office and buy coffee on the way

AUGUST - eat out, we?ll pay half

SEPTEMBER - this is your last chance to stop spreading the virus

Another day, another fuck up

Cracked it! (well it was inevitable after all that pulling) but...

OCTOBER, it's the month Boris gets pissed again, ends up in hospital and they pretend he's had Coronavirus again.

We have a winner. I'd like the speedboat please Jim.

NOVEMBER - Boris is caught shagging a pole dancing, tech entrepreneur / ballet dancer in the ladies toilet at Perugia airport.

DECEMBER - Another of the Spaffer's mistresses gives birth to his seventh / eighth / ninth child (no one is sure of the number) on Christmas Day.

JANUARY - The transition period ends with no-deal and "The Spaffer" goes on a six week holiday to the Maldives paid for by Evgeny Lebedev (because Johnson is so poor he has to get other people to pay for his holidays).

FEBRUARY - The UK economy collapses.

MARCH - The Spaffer accepts a job offer from Vladimir Putin and relocates to Moscow.

Another day, another fuck up