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Re: Spaffer Johnson's Government
Posted: Wed Sep 16, 2020 1:31 pm
by spider
Dido Harding
Serco
G4S
These three have been entrusted with the safety of the nation.
Why?
Harding : failed miserably with talktalk
Serco : failed with tagging ?19.2m fined in 2013
G4S : Found guilty of fraud with tagging along with serco 2013.
These companies fined ?44m by Serious Fraud Office just 2 months ago.
Another day, another fuck up.
Re: Spaffer Johnson's Government
Posted: Wed Sep 16, 2020 1:32 pm
by spider
"Next time a man with COVID-19 symptoms drives from London to Durham it will probably be for the nearest COVID test."
Another day, another fuck up.
Re: Spaffer Johnson's Government
Posted: Wed Sep 16, 2020 1:40 pm
by spider
The prime minister has put his faith in Operation Moonshot. But, meanwhile on Planet Earth, there were no NHS tests available for several high-infection areas.
Another day, another fuck up.
Re: Spaffer Johnson's Government
Posted: Wed Sep 16, 2020 6:09 pm
by spider
Gavin Williamson in August: ?there is little evidence that the virus is transmitted at school?.
Boris Johnson in September: "It is, alas, a fact of the disease that it is readily transmissible between children and adults".
You couldn't make it up.
Another day, another fuck up.
Re: Spaffer Johnson's Government
Posted: Wed Sep 16, 2020 6:53 pm
by spider
Whenever Johnson's defending his shambolic government why is he always trying to compare us to other EU countries? I thought they were a crock of shit and that's why we're leaving.
Another day Another Fuck up
Re: Spaffer Johnson's Government
Posted: Thu Sep 17, 2020 12:03 pm
by spider
A Conservative MP has been told to apologise for breaching rules on donations.
David Morris was found to have broken the paid advocacy rule when he asked a question in the Commons after accepting a ?10,000 donation.
Parliament's Standards Commissioner also criticised Mr Morris's conduct during her investigation into the case.
It's like John Major's government all over again.
Sleaze,Sleaze, Sleaze, Sleaze, Sleaze, Sleaze, Sleaze, Sleaze, Sleaze,
Another day Another Fuck up
Re: Spaffer Johnson's Government
Posted: Thu Sep 17, 2020 4:16 pm
by spider
No one can ever be as incompetent as Chris Grayling was
Truss: hold my beer
Hancock: hold my beer
Patel: hold my beer
Williamson: hold my beer
Johnson: hold my beer
Dido Harding: hold my beer
Another day Another Fuck up
Re: Spaffer Johnson's Government
Posted: Thu Sep 17, 2020 8:06 pm
by spider
Dido Harding performance in front of the parliamentary committee was absolutely abysmal today.
What did you expect though, Dido Harding was the CEO for the mobile company TalkTalk who under her charge in 2010 was fined a record ?400,000 for failing to prevent hackers accessing the personal data of more than 150,000 TalkTalk customers.
Now she is going to lead Public Health England. What could possibly go wrong?
You couldn't make it up.
Another day, another fuck up.
Re: Spaffer Johnson's Government
Posted: Fri Sep 18, 2020 11:33 am
by spider
My prediction:
The government won?t officially. impose a national lockdown.
Instead they?ll gradually impose local lockdowns till the whole country is covered except areas where there?s grouse-shooting.
Another day, another fuck up
Re: Spaffer Johnson's Government
Posted: Sat Sep 19, 2020 8:39 am
by spider
The Times headline this morning...
"Overburdened, underpaid and ?misery on his face?: Boris Johnson gets the blues".
Oh Dear, How Sad, Never Mind
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Another day, another fuck up