Spaffer Johnson's Government

A place to socialise and share opinions with other members of the BGAFD Community.
Locked
spider
Posts: 2384
Joined: Fri Jul 14, 2017 2:40 am

Re: Spaffer Johnson's Government

Post by spider »

Dido Harding
Serco
G4S

These three have been entrusted with the safety of the nation.

Why?

Harding : failed miserably with talktalk
Serco : failed with tagging ?19.2m fined in 2013
G4S : Found guilty of fraud with tagging along with serco 2013.


These companies fined ?44m by Serious Fraud Office just 2 months ago.


Another day, another fuck up.
spider
Posts: 2384
Joined: Fri Jul 14, 2017 2:40 am

Re: Spaffer Johnson's Government

Post by spider »

"Next time a man with COVID-19 symptoms drives from London to Durham it will probably be for the nearest COVID test."


Another day, another fuck up.
spider
Posts: 2384
Joined: Fri Jul 14, 2017 2:40 am

Re: Spaffer Johnson's Government

Post by spider »

The prime minister has put his faith in Operation Moonshot. But, meanwhile on Planet Earth, there were no NHS tests available for several high-infection areas.



Another day, another fuck up.
spider
Posts: 2384
Joined: Fri Jul 14, 2017 2:40 am

Re: Spaffer Johnson's Government

Post by spider »

Gavin Williamson in August: ?there is little evidence that the virus is transmitted at school?.

Boris Johnson in September: "It is, alas, a fact of the disease that it is readily transmissible between children and adults".

You couldn't make it up.

Another day, another fuck up.
spider
Posts: 2384
Joined: Fri Jul 14, 2017 2:40 am

Re: Spaffer Johnson's Government

Post by spider »

Whenever Johnson's defending his shambolic government why is he always trying to compare us to other EU countries? I thought they were a crock of shit and that's why we're leaving.


Another day Another Fuck up
spider
Posts: 2384
Joined: Fri Jul 14, 2017 2:40 am

Re: Spaffer Johnson's Government

Post by spider »

A Conservative MP has been told to apologise for breaching rules on donations.

David Morris was found to have broken the paid advocacy rule when he asked a question in the Commons after accepting a ?10,000 donation.

Parliament's Standards Commissioner also criticised Mr Morris's conduct during her investigation into the case.

It's like John Major's government all over again.

Sleaze,Sleaze, Sleaze, Sleaze, Sleaze, Sleaze, Sleaze, Sleaze, Sleaze,

Another day Another Fuck up
spider
Posts: 2384
Joined: Fri Jul 14, 2017 2:40 am

Re: Spaffer Johnson's Government

Post by spider »

No one can ever be as incompetent as Chris Grayling was

Truss: hold my beer

Hancock: hold my beer

Patel: hold my beer

Williamson: hold my beer

Johnson: hold my beer

Dido Harding: hold my beer

Another day Another Fuck up
spider
Posts: 2384
Joined: Fri Jul 14, 2017 2:40 am

Re: Spaffer Johnson's Government

Post by spider »

Dido Harding performance in front of the parliamentary committee was absolutely abysmal today.

What did you expect though, Dido Harding was the CEO for the mobile company TalkTalk who under her charge in 2010 was fined a record ?400,000 for failing to prevent hackers accessing the personal data of more than 150,000 TalkTalk customers.

Now she is going to lead Public Health England. What could possibly go wrong?

You couldn't make it up.

Another day, another fuck up.
spider
Posts: 2384
Joined: Fri Jul 14, 2017 2:40 am

Re: Spaffer Johnson's Government

Post by spider »

My prediction:

The government won?t officially. impose a national lockdown.

Instead they?ll gradually impose local lockdowns till the whole country is covered except areas where there?s grouse-shooting.


Another day, another fuck up
spider
Posts: 2384
Joined: Fri Jul 14, 2017 2:40 am

Re: Spaffer Johnson's Government

Post by spider »

The Times headline this morning...

"Overburdened, underpaid and ?misery on his face?: Boris Johnson gets the blues".


Oh Dear, How Sad, Never Mind

:):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):)


Another day, another fuck up
Locked