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Re: Whats THE best joke,ever?
Posted: Tue Sep 01, 2009 7:37 pm
by Lizard
"I feel so mean now,I will send you a coconut instead!!!!"
Great! that will match the hair on his head..
Re: Whats THE best joke,ever?
Posted: Wed Sep 02, 2009 12:34 am
by jj
countb wrote:
> But as Sarah has nicer tits,shes beaten you to the will
> entry.
EXCUSE ME!
But you haven't seen my thrupennies...... or if you HAVE, I really
don't wanna know. Um......
Re: Whats THE best joke,ever?
Posted: Wed Sep 02, 2009 12:37 am
by jj
Lizard wrote:
> Great! that will match the hair on his head..
Not just me head, alas.
I've got a lovely bunch of......
Re: Whats THE best joke,ever?
Posted: Wed Sep 02, 2009 6:05 am
by countb
LOL ...Top man for humour.
I LIKE SOMEONE WHO CAN LAUGH AT THEMSELVES(LIKE ME LOOKING IN A MIRROR)
youd be after a game of "fighting" i take it !wink
Posted: Wed Sep 02, 2009 6:24 am
by Sarah Kelly
er, i have to ask- where were you born exactly?
Re: Whats THE best joke,ever?
Posted: Wed Sep 02, 2009 6:27 am
by Sarah Kelly
er, equally or like, they have to die first? x
Re: Whats THE best joke,ever?
Posted: Wed Sep 02, 2009 6:35 am
by RDK1958
no matter how old or predictable, taboo jokes (babies, racist and sexist) are always the funniest, whether your own moral pretensions think they are or not. just off the top of my head......
how do you stop a nigger from drowning? throw him an anchor
what's the difference between women and turds? you don't have to cuddle a turd after you've laid one
"don't take the piss out of jews because my grandad died in a concentration camp" (gathers sympathy before the punchline) ........"he fell off the watchtower"!!
my friend is half jewish, he has a twoskin
what's red and sits in the corner of Harry Ramsdens? an abortion of chips
what should you do after licking a bald pussy? put the nappy back on
and so on and so forth.........
Re: Whats THE best joke,ever?
Posted: Wed Sep 02, 2009 8:55 am
by RDK1958
the moderators obviously have no sense of humour!
Re: youd be after a game of "fighting" i take it !wink
Posted: Wed Sep 02, 2009 3:28 pm
by jj
South Shields, Co. Durham [DON'T EVER say 'Tyne & Wear', a
legal fiction].
But one grandfather was from Eire- the other was an Orthodox Jew : -)
Re: Whats THE best joke,ever?
Posted: Wed Sep 02, 2009 3:29 pm
by jj
Damn!
Back to no. 3 again....
I'll have to rewatch 'Kind Hearts and Coronets'.......