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bucket of cold water smiley for Carac!!

!wink!

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.........a naked female streaker with a banana in an intimate place, has ran across the thread.

The match continues below.

The Admin have identified the streaker as a Miss Harmony Doris Hex.

[Pervert]

(Sounds of man imploding at thought of Harmony and bananas)

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*gets rug*

*waft*!!!!

--------------------> fire extinguishers.

*which one, !confused! *

*opts for the black one*

*paaaaaaaaaarp! blast*

*Carac turned to ice, CO2 extinguisher, !doh! *

*now need hot images of Hexy to thaw Carac !oops!*

catch-22.

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Why pamper life's complexity when the leather runs smooth on the passenger's chair?

!hmmm!

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Time for kip.

nitey all.

!sleep! !sleep! !sleep!

[Pervert]

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[Sam Slater]

Questions:

Which nation is the only nation on Earth without an airport?

It only has a helipad, and railway station -along with roads- to cross the border.

All of it's citizens weren't born there, and the nation has no official language.

It's IQ and literacy levels 'per capita' are the highest in the world, but it's crime 'per capita' is also the highest in the world with 90% of crimes going undetected.

Anyone know the nation I speak of? (without googling!)

[Pervert]

My guess, Vatican City.

[Sam Slater]

Your guess is wrong! It's China!

Ha ha ha ha!

Oh.....ok then......it's Vatican City.........!wink!