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I read earlier, that if Theresa loses her job later today (fingers crossed), Jeremy Corbyn will be the first Leader of the Opposition in history to see off TWO Prime Ministers.

Of course Mrs May has only been Conservative Party Leader since July 2016.

So obviously it's OK for Tories to have a 2nd vote because they fucked up the first time.

!disaster!

I read earlier, that if Theresa loses her job later today (fingers crossed), Jeremy Corbyn will be the first Leader of the Opposition in history to see off TWO Prime Ministers.

Of course Mrs May has only been Conservative Party Leader since July 2016.

So obviously it's OK for Tories to have a 2nd vote because they fucked up the first time.

!disaster!

So good I said it twice.

"Strong and Stable, My Arse".

Next Tory leader, latest odds:

The one who lied on a bus 6-1
The one who lied about impact assessments 8-1
The one who lied to Parliament and resigned 10-1
The one who lied and didn?t resign 15-1
The one who destroyed the NHS 20-1
The one who didn?t know we were an island 8-1


(latest tweet from David Schneider)

She's now buying votes by saying she won't hang around for 2022 so I may be way out on my prediction and really she means 20.22pm this evening.

I don't want her to go I want her to have to face a no deal or no brexit referendum and, after a 70-30 no brexit vote, lead the tories into a general election where they burn in hell, split and can never govern again because someone has the sense to change the electoral system to proportional representation.

Nina, come on, we need your enlightening insight.

A short guide to percentages from Jacob Rees Mogg:

63% ?a terrible result for the prime minister she must resign?

52% ?a resounding victory hard brexit now?

!clown!

ha ha I thought exactly the same when he said it. If he and his mates had any balls they would resign the whip, form a new party and stand down as mps to have by-elections in their seats. But they haven't, they know they'd never be elected so they hang onto the tories for some delusional sense of importance. We will get to a second referendum of leave with no deal or remain. Followed by the last tory government for a very long time calling a general election and sitting on the opposition benches for twenty years.

Today's headlines...

"Business 'watching in horror' as PM plans for no-deal Brexit"

"No deal Brexit: Gavin Williamson says 3,500 troops 'at readiness'"

"Health Secretary Matt Hancock Charters Special No-Deal Brexit Plane To Ferry Cancer Drugs To UK From Holland"

"Health Secretary warns drug firms to stockpile for six-month disruption under no-deal Brexit"

"Matt Hancock has come under fire for claiming he has "become the largest buyer of fridges in the world" as part of preparations for the possibility of a "no-deal" Brexit."

Come on Nina, explain the benefits of Brexit to me again.

!idontbelieveit!

I've known all along that Theresa's own personal reign of terror over British politics would end with troops on the streets. I was always surprised Thatcher's didn't.

Oh come on get a grip.

The real crisis facing the country today isn't the very real possibility of troops on the streets and people dying because we run out of drugs.

The very real crisis facing the Nation today is that Corbyn might have called Tweezer a "stupid woman" under his breath (or then again perhaps he didn't).

The world has gone mad!

!sad!