Spaffer Johnson's Government

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spider
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Re: Spaffer Johnson's Government

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In an unrelated matter, anyone heard any more about the Tory who was arrested for rape recently?

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spider
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Re: Spaffer Johnson's Government

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Is Spaffer Johnson calling his new plan for mass testing "operation moonshot" because that's where most people's nearest testing centre is going to be located?

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spider
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Re: Spaffer Johnson's Government

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"Spaffer Johnson pinning hopes on ?100bn 'moonshot' to avoid second lockdown."


From the people who brought you ?Covid will be over in 12 weeks? and ?Covid will be over by Xmas? and ?world-beating track and trace? and ?sunlit uplands? and ?oven-ready deal? and ??350m a week for the NHS?.


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spider
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Re: Spaffer Johnson's Government

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Lord (Michael) Howard furious over plan to break law in Lords just now.
It damages Britain's reputation for "probity and respect of law" .
How can we reproach. Russia or China or Iran when their conduct falls below below internationally accepted standards".


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spider
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Re: Spaffer Johnson's Government

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"UK signs first major post-Brexit trade deal with Japan"

This is great news as it may boost GDP by up to 0.07% which will easily compensate for the estimated loss due to No Deal Brexit of 7.6%.


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spider
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Re: Spaffer Johnson's Government

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Trade with Flag of Japan:
2% of UK total
Trade with Flag of European Union:
47% of UK total

Value of trade with Japan ?13bn

Value of exports to European Union ?273bn

Estimated value of Japan deal 0.07% GDP

Estimated loss to UK of No Deal 7.6% of GDP

No of deals we had with Japan when in European Union 1

No of deals we have with Japan now 1

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M25crash
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Utter Bollocks

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SPIDER

WHAT IS THE FUCKING POINT OF THIS DRIVEL


A consonant stream of non important copy //COPY OF THE FUCKING NEWS

Get a life you sad twat , OR IS THE NEWS AND THIS SITE YOUR LIFE

ONE SAD WANKER ....... Write to your MEP Be QUICK , write to you MP ,

I do not read any shit you post and I test any one who also reading this ,

NO ONE GIVES A FULL BLOWN BROWN SHIT <
spider
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Re: Spaffer Johnson's Government

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M25 Crash....

It appears to be getting on your tits. So job well done as far as I'm concerned.




5 months to prepare for A Level results - they fucked it.

5 years to find a solution to the Irish border - they fucked it.

6 months to prepare test and trace for the 2nd wave. I wonder how that?s going?

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spider
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Re: Spaffer Johnson's Government

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Saying you're breaking a protocol whose job was to protect peace in Ireland from your project that threatened peace in Ireland because you want to protect peace in Ireland is impressive hypocritical arsery even by this government's standard.

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spider
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Re: Spaffer Johnson's Government

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The test-and-trace system is still in ?shambles?, with some struggling to book appointments for their children who have developed symptoms since returning to school.

One Brighton primary school teacher had tried to book a test for her three-year-old daughter since Friday morning, with the only option offered in Aberdeen more than 600 miles away.

It comes after the health secretary, Matt Hancock, pledged on Monday that no one should have to travel more than 75 miles each way to get a test.


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