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Re: Whats THE best joke,ever?
Posted: Mon Aug 31, 2009 5:22 pm
by Sarah Kelly
im gonna let it pass that im of irish heritage (lol)... that makes the cut and will be told at the Ukap many ,many times .. Thank you xx
Re: Whats THE best joke,ever?
Posted: Mon Aug 31, 2009 5:31 pm
by Sam Slater
No problem, jj. Knew you weren't taking sides.
Re: mmm, not as funny, mutant.
Posted: Mon Aug 31, 2009 5:32 pm
by mutanthalibut
I didn't realise they where all animal based....The theme I was going for was they are all bar jokes....Glad you liked the bear one.
...Anyway...my favourite animal themed joke, which in my opinion is one of the best jokes ever........
Disclaimer;
WARNING THIS JOKE IS SEXIST (I am not, but I find this amusing) It is not my intention to start a thread about sexism such as the one about racism already raging out of control on this post. As I have already stated THIS JOKE IS SEXIST.
Here goes......
....... A guy walks into his house carrying a sheep under one arm. He loudly proclaims "This is the pig I have sex with, whenever you have a headache."
His wife staring at him, says sarcastically "I think you'll find that is a sheep!!"
He replies "I think you'll find I'm talking to the sheep."
Hope you enjoyed that. For any complaints please write to;
M Halibut
Kelp Ridge
North Sea Bottom
Re: Whats THE best joke,ever?
Posted: Mon Aug 31, 2009 5:43 pm
by supsim96
not sure! but there's a good chance it would have been told by this guy . . .
http://www.jackiemason.com/index.cfm
Re: Whats THE best joke,ever?
Posted: Mon Aug 31, 2009 5:45 pm
by jj
Ah, but I could have been lying : -)
Re: Whats THE best joke,ever?
Posted: Mon Aug 31, 2009 7:31 pm
by Sam Slater
Me too!
Re: mmm, not as funny, mutant.
Posted: Mon Aug 31, 2009 7:44 pm
by jj
THAT'S SEXIST !!!!!!
Re: Whats THE best joke,ever?
Posted: Mon Aug 31, 2009 7:45 pm
by jj
Sarah Kelly wrote:
> im gonna let it pass that im of irish heritage
Ummm.. the 'Kelly' bit was a slight giveaway : -)
Re: Whats THE best joke,ever?
Posted: Tue Sep 01, 2009 5:28 am
by beutelwolf
jj wrote:
> Old Tasmanian [learn the language, idiots...], why is it that
> so many
> Germans find 'Mr. Bean' so funny?
> It puzzles me sorely.....
>
>
There is a slight preference in Germany towards physical comedy, perhaps because verbal comedy in Germany tends to be either on the intellectual side or very shallow indeed.
But Bean's success is largely also a bit of a misconception: it is true that Mr Bean is a more successful comedy export than most from Britain; but that is just due to a language barrier (and to a lesser extent, cultural barrier) problem, which Bean cleverly circumvents. In comparsion, selling HIGNFY to Germany would be a complete non-starter, on so many levels.
To be honest, I'm not ideally placed to comment on that - I moved away from Germany when the Labour party leader was still Neil Kinnock, and that predates the Bean character slightly.
Re: Whats THE best joke,ever?
Posted: Tue Sep 01, 2009 5:31 am
by countb
Heres more of a conundrum than a joke but nevertheless........Answer the following 4 questions.
1 whats the biggest mammal in the sea?
2 whats the main export of Saudi Arabia?
3 whats the main export of Argentina?
4 whats the abbreviation for October?
Now you should have all 4 answers so say them in order as though you were an Irishman who had just won the lotto.
I cant wait for some of the replies lol