Fantasy Football Thread # 1

[Sam Slater]

The leader still has 2-3 players playing tomorrow, while I have 1. If Newcastle win 1-0 or 2-0 with Martins scoring, or providing a few assists, I'll go top.

Where you been lurking anyway?

[Sam Slater]

Ah yes.

In the middle of reading The Pilgrims Progress right now and it's damn hard work. You know how I feel about religion!

Any books you have in mind?

[Sam Slater]

Well, good luck with that!

As you know, I was never in to fiction as a kid, but trying to catch up with classics most have read at least once.

I have Fielding's Tom Jones; Laclos' Les Liaisons dangereuses; Sterne's Life and Times of Tristam Shandy, and Gervant's Don Quixote.

I also have Hitchens' God is not Great; Ali's Infindel, and While Europe Slept by Bruce Bawer.

Enough to keep me going through the New year that's for sure.

[Sam Slater]

Keane's on good form, and cheaper than Berbatov. Tevez doesn't score much, but usually gets bonus points for playing well.

Bellamy's just back from injury, and scored today. Why you wanna replace him?