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Re: Fucking Huge Thread
Posted: Wed Jun 09, 2004 9:33 am
by jj
You're so polite.
I just buggered off.
I am a pig with no manners.
Re: Fucking Huge Thread
Posted: Wed Jun 09, 2004 2:01 pm
by Lizard
I have to agree with Magoo, this thread contains a disproportionate amount of Toilet humour, well actually it contains little humour at all, where are the references to the moth landing on your bell end as you take a dump, culminating in you falling of the shitter, and cracking your head on the floor mid crimp! then the ambulance arrives, and you have to explain what half a turd is doing still trying to find it,s way to the reception area....
and the paramedics go....do da do da do...dododo...do da.....
Re: Fucking Huge Thread
Posted: Wed Jun 09, 2004 3:35 pm
by Fastbike
Did you know why moths leave a smear when you swat them? ( You can tell I want to go for it , OK
Re: Fucking Huge Thread
Posted: Wed Jun 09, 2004 6:15 pm
by Snake Diamond
Insomnia is a cunt!
I normally get about 7-9 hours of sleep, every night. Now for the last 8 nights, I have gone to bed anywhere tween 11:45pm & 3am, I am awake again at 4-5am & can't get back to sleep.
I feel a little tired in the day, try to sleep but it don't work, so i am screwed LOL.
Re: Fucking Huge Thread
Posted: Wed Jun 09, 2004 6:27 pm
by Pervert
Have you tried listening to the S56 Sixties-thon? Three hours of poptastic trivia and pub meals, backed with the music of Herb Alpert. Coma guaranteed in 25 seconds.
Re: Fucking Huge Thread
Posted: Wed Jun 09, 2004 6:44 pm
by Snake Diamond
LOL
Re: Fucking Huge Thread
Posted: Thu Jun 10, 2004 5:19 pm
by Fastbike
Well , in the interests of extending this thread , not being a propellor head or anorakyou understand , oh OK then.
Moths and bats are engaged in what evolutionary bioligists call an arms race . Since most bats hunt by sonar moths have evolved strategies to survive bat predation . Some drop to the ground when they are "painted " by bat sonar but others have developed powder surfaces to make themselves less reflective .This makes them harder to "see " by sonar . Evoltionary pressure will select for those moths which can hide themsleves the best while using the minimum resource input to do it .
Something similar is the dusty bomber black the RAF used to absorb and scatter light from searchlights .
So if you swat a moth , you are smearing the results of millions of years of finely tuned evolutionary counter sonar measures .