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Old Jeremy Cunt gave me a real good laugh yesterday.

There he was in Berlin telling the German government that he?d be ?jolly grateful if they could go and tell them nasty men in Brussels to please, please give us a deal that takes care of all our Red Lines and ignores all of the EU?s Red Lines?.

To which the German?s replied ?hard luck chum, your negotiations are with the EU negotiators who we have appointed as our representatives not us?.

Mr Cunt then goes off on one and say?s ?well, we?re not really bothered. If we don?t get a deal, it doesn?t matter, the UK will ?thrive? anyway?.?

?And, and, and, we won?t be the EU?s friend anymore!?.

What a load of BS. I?ve heard more sense from a five-year-old.

The question I have to ask is..............

If the UK is going to ?THRIVE? without a deal, why is the PM and her cabinet planning to spend the summer chasing round European capitals (like headless chickens) trying to drive a wedge between the National governments and the EU in the hope that the EU will then give the UK a better deal?

Any ways, Public Servants are going to get a 3% pay rise, as long as it can be funded out of current budgets of course. So that?s more public service cuts then.

When the Tories start offering Public Servants pay rises and Conservative cabinet ministers are spouting stuff about how proud they are about the work NHS workers and Teachers do, you just know they are getting desperate and they know the opposition is breathing down their necks.

It looks as if the Parliamentary summer recess has saved Theresa?s bacon yet again.

Not to worry, she?ll have plenty of crap piling up over the summer and ready for her when she comes back in September. You can hear her swivel ?eyed backbenches plotting against her already.

I'm just looking forward to her expression when the boot finally goes in. I always thought thatcher was ugly but christ Theresa is another level. Her eyes and mouth appear to be operating in different hemispheres.

I want to sign up for the midget kite flying on that bloke's twitter.

It's very good of Boris to make himself unelectable.

From what I read it?s a good job that the actual membership don?t have a say in choosing the party leader, because from what I?ve read they would have BoJo as leader tomorrow.

Although if rumours are to be believed the Tories have less than 100,000 members now and they all appear to be swivel-eyed loony rejects from UKIP.
Labour had nearly 600,000 members last time I looked.

As you say though, Conservative MPs (who actually chose the leader) have more sense than to elect Boris as leader. They can see now that he?s a bloody liability.

He was by far the worse Foreign Secretary we have ever had, the cock-ups from his time as Mayor of London are catching-up with him, he showed his yellow streak over the vote for approving the third runway at Heathrow, he left it too long to resign after they Chequers EU withdrawal plan and let David Davies get his resignation in first. He also made himself look an idiot by resigning over the agreement two days after saying what a good agreement it was and what a good job Mrs May was doing.

I find all this fuss about his article in the Telegraph regarding burka, really irritating.

Boris couldn?t give a shit over burkas, over Islam or anything else.
Only one thing is important to Boris and that is Me, Me, Me.

That entire article was about was ?I?ve lost my front-line job. I?m just a backbench MP now. What can I do to get my name in the Media again??

Now he?s got his name in the headlines again and he can position himself as the right-wing candidate in any leadership election.

Looks as if it may have blown up in his face though because a number of Tories are lining up saying ?shut the fuck-up Boris, all you are doing is showing up what a fractured party the Conservatives are and you are taking the anti-Semitism pressure of Corbyn?

The Conservatives are really giving first class entertainment value at the moment.

I don't think there is a way out of this for Corbyn?Labour because the daily mail etc is always going to drag it up as a pre-emptive strike. I don't think Corbyn will be leader at a general election if the lying witch can hang on for nine months. As for the tories I don't think the next leader really matters the next election is lost already and the party is going to have to split with a centre ground side and the right wing loony toons joining up with the ukip casualaties to form britains worst nightmare and the daily mails wet dream.

We've had every major and minor political commentator today/tonight except the main one. Nina where are you? We need to know what to think. At least until it's time for me and spider to pull up a seat and drink to Jeremy Corbyn walking up Downing Street.

I'm laughing my fecking arse off.

This government couldn't run a hospitality event at a alcoholic beverage manufacturing plant.

I saw this on the guardian comments forum earlier today and I laughed my head off.

"Two years ago Britain walked out on a long marriage to the EU. The EU just didn?t understand Britain. Free at last Britain would hook up with younger fitter models around the world.

Yesterday Britain got shown into the new bedsit. On the bed was a box with lawyer?s bills, a maintenance agreement and an unfavourable custody arrangement."

I love this "put aside political differences and work together for the good of the country" line doing the rounds at the moment.

The Tories split the country down the middle (alright 51.9% -v- 48.9%), they put the union at risk (Scotland voted remain 62%, NI voted remain 56%) by telling those countries that their majorities don't matter. They put the Northern Ireland peace process in jeopardy and destroyed the Good Friday agreement, they risk the economy of the country and then they say "it's not my fault, why, oh why can't the country just come together and do what we want without questioning everything".

Feck 'em.

Esther McVey, the ugly cow, gone. She could resign over Brexit. I say she should have been sacked when she got caught lying to Parliament over the the National Audit Office report on Universal Credit.

Dominic Raab gone. This was the guy who admitted that "hadn't quite understood" how reliant UK trade in goods is on the Dover-Calais crossing. What a plonker.

Jacob Rees Mogg is busy sharpening the knives.

Boris is in the corner playing pocket bollards.

Gove is keeping his head down and seeing whether he can slither into the top job like the snake in the grass he is.

As I write this Penny Mordaunt is at number ten talking to Mrs May, I think Theresa is on her knees begging Penny not to walk.

The list I have just given of resignations may have grown to even more by next week, I'm still of the view that after the weekend, when MPs have been home talked to their wives and constituents and had Sunday to think about the deep sh*t they are in, there will be more resignations.

What a shower of sh*it.

By the way Nina, do you know what happened to that nice Mr Cameron? You never hear of him anymore.

I'm loving it.

Beer and popcorn in front of Channel Fours news, it's GREAT.

I see Gove has decided that it's in the best interests of the country to remain in the cabinet.

Or in other words Gove has decided that it's in the best interest of his career that he remains in the cabinet.

I can remember Vida Garman (Newham) and Louise Hodges (Kensington & Chelsea) both stood for Parliament back in the 1990's.
Louise and Vida would be good at leading this country, rather than Theresa May!

Amber Rudd is back on the fairground ride that is Theresa's cabinet. As you suggest Spider even as deep in the shit as they are they still spend their time jockeying for position. That's why the witch mcvey walked. She's hoping for a better job under the next leader.