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Re: mmm, not as funny, mutant.
Posted: Mon Aug 31, 2009 4:05 pm
by jj
He's a frigging halibut- what d'you expect?
I've had all his jokes; about bisexual cod, Pakistani plaice, whitebait
with women-problems, sit-coms with a squid sharing a one-room
apartment with a couple of snapping-turtles...... the list is endless.
Re: Expect to hear this at the party folks!
Posted: Mon Aug 31, 2009 4:06 pm
by jj
The silliest are always the funniest.
Re: Lord Delfont writes.....
Posted: Mon Aug 31, 2009 4:09 pm
by jj
Remember: it's not so much the material as the delivery.
Puke beforeheand [on-stage is not advised!], and go out with all
guns blazing- if you believe yer funny, the audience will follow.
It worked for Cannon-and-Ball, after all.....
Oh, and wear a STUNNING OUTFIT- that'll get the men on your side : -)
DO NOT do an impromptu striptease.
Unless they ask nicely: -)))
Re: Whats THE best joke,ever?
Posted: Mon Aug 31, 2009 4:10 pm
by jj
Too long.
Re: Whats THE best joke,ever?
Posted: Mon Aug 31, 2009 4:11 pm
by Dick Moby
What colour would you like ?. I've got a very nice flaming red gloss which I've only used to touch up my nips.
Re: Whats THE best joke,ever?
Posted: Mon Aug 31, 2009 4:22 pm
by jj
Great!
It'll match me six-inch stilettoes.
Re: Whats THE best joke,ever?
Posted: Mon Aug 31, 2009 4:40 pm
by RoddersUK
So your the arbiter are you? I did spell that right didn't I?
Re: Whats THE best joke,ever?
Posted: Mon Aug 31, 2009 4:49 pm
by jj
You did.
But you forgot that all audiences suffer from ADD : -))
Re: Whats THE best joke,ever?
Posted: Mon Aug 31, 2009 4:56 pm
by Sam Slater
[quote]> Now, where's 'yellah-belly' Steve gone to?
Childish provocation.[/quote]
Childish? Yes. Provocation? More like evening the score for his repeated 'Samantha' jibes. What's good for the goose......
I'm a little miffed you pulled me up on such a -compared to Steve's 'joke'- small transgression. Not that you're wrong; two wrongs don't make a right. I just thought if anyone needed pulling up it would be Steve R.
Re: Whats THE best joke,ever?
Posted: Mon Aug 31, 2009 5:06 pm
by jj
I wasn't taking sides; this has become a VERY confusing
thread : -)
Just offering a smidgen of ancient wisdom.....