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Re: Whats THE best joke,ever?
Posted: Mon Aug 31, 2009 3:47 pm
by jj
Got any lippy, though?
I've just run out.
Re: Whats THE best joke,ever?
Posted: Mon Aug 31, 2009 3:48 pm
by jj
Dick Moby wrote:
...it's just tough titty.
Don't remind me- my nipples are ACHING.
Re: Whats THE best joke,ever?
Posted: Mon Aug 31, 2009 3:53 pm
by jj
Sam Slater wrote:
> I don't think I'm more eloquent than you
Yer not : -))
> I'd really, really, really like to see Steve's response if she
> saw his 'joke' and complained, though. Watching the little shit
> squirm: not THAT WOULD be funny.
'Calm down' [I can't do the Scouse accent] , as the comedian
famously said : -)
This place is full of bigots and morons- but somehow it wouldn't be
the same without the warm glow of superiority we intellectuals can
glean from putting them down : -)
Re: Whats THE best joke,ever?
Posted: Mon Aug 31, 2009 3:55 pm
by jj
Be grateful they're not.
90 years this week since WWII- and I'm old enough to remember
some of the victims. Not a fit subject for humour.
Beware of wedges with thin ends- bear in mind Milton's warnings
to 17th-c. England.
Re: Whats THE best joke,ever?
Posted: Mon Aug 31, 2009 3:56 pm
by jj
Ah... it was the other lot of twats, then.
Re: Whats THE best joke,ever?
Posted: Mon Aug 31, 2009 3:57 pm
by jj
He wanted anonymity, obviously.
Re: Whats THE best joke,ever?
Posted: Mon Aug 31, 2009 3:58 pm
by jj
Dick Moby wrote:
> Captain Wow, why Captain and not Able Seaman ,
Presumably he hasn't got a 'Certificate of Continuous Discharge'.
Re: Whats THE best joke,ever?
Posted: Mon Aug 31, 2009 3:59 pm
by jj
I think 'Captain Phew' might be a better name : -))
Oh, no....that's me.
Re: Whats THE best joke,ever?
Posted: Mon Aug 31, 2009 4:00 pm
by jj
Miaow!
One of you, surely, has to be grown-up enough to call it a day.
Re: Whats THE best joke,ever?
Posted: Mon Aug 31, 2009 4:01 pm
by jj
For FUCK's sake!!
Do this in another thread.
I've got CTS from scrolling-down so much.