Whats THE best joke,ever?

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Re: Whats THE best joke,ever?

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Got any lippy, though?
I've just run out.

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Re: Whats THE best joke,ever?

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Dick Moby wrote:
...it's just tough titty.

Don't remind me- my nipples are ACHING.

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Re: Whats THE best joke,ever?

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Sam Slater wrote:

> I don't think I'm more eloquent than you
Yer not : -))


> I'd really, really, really like to see Steve's response if she
> saw his 'joke' and complained, though. Watching the little shit
> squirm: not THAT WOULD be funny.
'Calm down' [I can't do the Scouse accent] , as the comedian
famously said : -)
This place is full of bigots and morons- but somehow it wouldn't be
the same without the warm glow of superiority we intellectuals can
glean from putting them down : -)

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Re: Whats THE best joke,ever?

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Be grateful they're not.
90 years this week since WWII- and I'm old enough to remember
some of the victims. Not a fit subject for humour.
Beware of wedges with thin ends- bear in mind Milton's warnings
to 17th-c. England.

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Re: Whats THE best joke,ever?

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Ah... it was the other lot of twats, then.

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Re: Whats THE best joke,ever?

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He wanted anonymity, obviously.

"a harmless drudge, that busies himself in tracing the original, and detailing the
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Re: Whats THE best joke,ever?

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Dick Moby wrote:
> Captain Wow, why Captain and not Able Seaman ,

Presumably he hasn't got a 'Certificate of Continuous Discharge'.

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Re: Whats THE best joke,ever?

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I think 'Captain Phew' might be a better name : -))

Oh, no....that's me.

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Re: Whats THE best joke,ever?

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Miaow!
One of you, surely, has to be grown-up enough to call it a day.

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Re: Whats THE best joke,ever?

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For FUCK's sake!!
Do this in another thread.

I've got CTS from scrolling-down so much.

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