Misty Mckaine RAREITIES

[Hector El Vato]

Oracle? you wanna try getting your films out on time, so saeth a dissapointed customer

[Hector El Vato]

and they deliver quickly, which is more than can be said for someth

[The Oracle]

Maileth the Oracle with your title and province of residence and it shall come to pass.

The Oracle - ask and ye shall receiveth

[The Oracle]

He who waiteth longest, so shall he spurt the quickest. So sayeth the Oracle.

The Oracle - font of all worth knowingeth.

[The Orrible]

Asketh twice and thrice, and ye shall receive 85% of one's order after a seven-week wait.
And still the faithful hope in vain for that promised to them.....which is why they eventually gave up trying, and got on with more interesting things.

[The Oracle]

By the minge of Venus! I say beware these impish naysayers who would'st sap the resolve of even the most resolute citizen of Pornopia. Let neither mortal man nor mischievous divinity come between the Goddess Misty and her devotees - So sayeth the Oracle.

The Oracle

[Hector El Vato]

sounds like a loada ole cat shit to me, translation please?

[The Oracle]

The Oracle's words were not meant for those that needest translation into the base tongue of the street. The Oracle's words are beyond the ken of all but the enlightened. So sayeth the Oracle.

The Oracle

[The Orrible]

One hopes there isn't an accusation of terminological inexactitude concealed amidst thy persiflage, badinage and raillery.......?

-The Coracle, and other such demotically-handcrafted vessels

[The Oracle]

Indeed not. For who couldst point the finger at one so gloriously named after a small tar-caked river craft of reeds and twigs?

The Oracle