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Re: nookey bare
Posted: Fri Apr 04, 2003 4:01 pm
by Shaun?
Well the feeling I got was that I knew Nookey all my life and I think I saw Nookey at Erotica
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Re: marcus allen
Posted: Fri Apr 04, 2003 4:38 pm
by Raven
Why are you reacting to this posting?
Strand offered her the chance to post on their forum with pic etc and in the model directory...nothing.
Dont bite its not good for your health
Re: marcus allen
Posted: Fri Apr 04, 2003 8:23 pm
by Officer Dibble
"Why are you reacting to this posting?"
Because it limbers my mind up. Because it's irritating that some knobs are still taking nookey seriously. Because the little horned geezer on my shoulder suggested that I provoke nookey into providing ammunition for me to maybe do a demolition job...
Dibs.
Re: marcus allen
Posted: Fri Apr 04, 2003 10:17 pm
by nookey bare
"who the hell are you? do you speak for marcus"
Er, yes, when he's not here.
did not answer my first question, got his wriitten permission have you?
and let marcus answer for himself im sure he will put u in your place when he does
I'm not bitter, just irritable. We don't have time for all this nonsense. If you've got something to show us let's see it. There's no need to keep reminding us everyday of your supposed services. I'm sure everyone is now aware of them and will contact you if and when they decide to take up your enticing offer. Regarding being nice to folks. I have been accused of that on occasion, though I regret the little horned trident wielding geezer who sits on my shoulder unusually has the last word.
every one who emailed me has had a picture{ and to be fair i OFFERED you the chance in me first post which i asked you to reply via email which of course you chose not to}, ask kryten and shaun long standing members good and true of this forum.
who the hell do you think you are?
,as i said and i will give you a photo ,why do you have to be awkward,i dont even know you, if i post in the future i would like the moderators to delete any replys you give to me
if we have too disect each others posts what is the point.
icould go on and on but you have consistantly knocked british girls
please woodgnome,phil and alec i would like not to have any replys from officerdibble or whatever he his called,to any threads i make as i have offered him the chance to see me,to contact me and to be nice to me and to all ladies and he has failed to do so
he's just "irritable" as he puts it
ladies we put it anther way dont we? dont be afraid of your femine side dibble you can borrow my stockings anytime just bring ?200 for the pleasure
officer i have nothing further to say to you
Re: marcus allen
Posted: Fri Apr 04, 2003 10:40 pm
by nookey bare
raven
never heard anything from strand
they have my email if they want to be in contact, i post mine i find it helps
if you are from strand,which i have heard are a nice bunch of blokes,i'm sure you will email me rather than be a Knocker
if you arnt from strand (bgafd detectives please advise)
who are you?
Re: marcus allen
Posted: Fri Apr 04, 2003 11:07 pm
by Lord Magoo
I wondered where youd got to Dibble me old china. In case you hadnt noticed theres a war going on next door on the o/t forum. Your needed to stir up a hornets nest Dibbsy you old Del Boy clone you. Give that Rodney a slap for eating lentils.
Dib. I asked you before. Have you ever had a dansak from your local curry house? Dansak is lentil based.
Peace and love to all mankind!
Magoo.....He Loves Dibbles Rethoric
Re: marcus allen
Posted: Fri Apr 04, 2003 11:41 pm
by nookey bare
magoo as i'm sure u know dansak,tikka massla,vindaloo,and most insidius of all ,the korma have been made to cater for our western tastes by bengali/bangaldeshi curry houses watered down wishy washy but filling
india's mental yes bonkers smell sight taste hearing you just cant take it in i just love it,where else in the world can u watch driving as bad as that from the safety of an elephant.
if u like lentals try sourthern indian cookery,its veggy but its amazing
right i'm off to kerela again rangit get my room ready nookeys coming over
massage to die for in kerela ?2 for an hour
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Re: nookey bare pics
Posted: Sat Apr 05, 2003 12:51 am
by jj
Nikki Bear.
Ask a silly question..........
Re: nookey bare pics
Posted: Sat Apr 05, 2003 7:07 am
by Sally
Hi Nookey
Well I'm a new girl and I'd love the chance to see your pic/s, also if you have any upcoming projects I'd love to be notified of them to.
My email address is
sexisally@hotmail.com
thanks
Sally
PS - Shaz - if you happen to read this post I got your email babe, I'll mail you today, just got back from a short break away - love ya to babe.
Re: marcus allen
Posted: Sat Apr 05, 2003 8:02 am
by Officer Dibble
"who the hell do you think you are?"
Why, Officer Dibbs - the porniest peeler in the land - of course.
"and let marcus answer for himself im sure he will put u in your place when he does"
Since our friendship goes back some years and our business interests are intertwined I doubt very much that he would wish to upset me. As for speaking for Marcus I did not presume to put words in his mouth I simply rehashed and referred to the tongue-lashing he administered to you previously.
",as i said and i will give you a photo ,why do you have to be awkward,i dont even know you, if i post in the future i would like the moderators to delete any replys you give to me"
Oh, I'm sure they will. How could they not defer to anyone as wonderfully entertaining and interesting as nookey bare? Who could refuse as person of your self-evident integrity, probity and stature within the porno community?
"please woodgnome,phil and alec i would like not to have any replys from officerdibble or whatever he his called,to any threads i make as i have offered him the chance to see me,to contact me and to be nice to me and to all ladies and he has failed to do so"
Ha, ha, ha.
"dont be afraid of your femine side dibble you can borrow my stockings anytime just bring ?200 for the pleasure."
Thank you nookey, but I think I'll pass on that kind offer. I already have an arrangement in place with 'Debbie' my favourite 38DD call girl. It's only ?80.00 an hour for me (I get trade discount.) She always wears stockings, does a nice line in tit wanks and also smokes a mean beef. Well sorted!
"officer i have nothing further to say to you"
Er, OK then.
Dibble.