Re: Newcastle based, 26, Looking to break into por
Posted: Thu Dec 01, 2011 10:23 pm
Hey Jon... you left out the best part in the pic...
1. Is your cock as least 8 to 9 inches big... if answer is yes then move onto 2, if no move onto number 6...
2. Can you get hard and stay hard on command, I ain talking semi I am talking like a iron poker, if yes move onto 3, if no move onto number 6...
3. Can you come on demand and preferably twice within a 4 hour period, and when I say cum I mean cum like your putting out a fire in your house cum, not spit like a dry mouth snake... if yes move onto 4, if no move onto number 6...
4. Do you mind the female performer earning 3 times as much as you do for the shoot, if no move onto 5, if yes move onto 6...
5. Are you ok with a room full of people watching you fuck, if no then go to 7, if yes go to 6...
6. Go work at fucking McDonalds then !
7. Your in ! Happy days you are now officially a porn star !
1. Is your cock as least 8 to 9 inches big... if answer is yes then move onto 2, if no move onto number 6...
2. Can you get hard and stay hard on command, I ain talking semi I am talking like a iron poker, if yes move onto 3, if no move onto number 6...
3. Can you come on demand and preferably twice within a 4 hour period, and when I say cum I mean cum like your putting out a fire in your house cum, not spit like a dry mouth snake... if yes move onto 4, if no move onto number 6...
4. Do you mind the female performer earning 3 times as much as you do for the shoot, if no move onto 5, if yes move onto 6...
5. Are you ok with a room full of people watching you fuck, if no then go to 7, if yes go to 6...
6. Go work at fucking McDonalds then !
7. Your in ! Happy days you are now officially a porn star !