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I am just glad I managed to escape back across the border before the police Food Perversions Squad got me and placed me in "custardy".

Well spotted Shaun. Very funny item even if mildly disturbing. I would love to take the credit for that incident but Im afraid it couldnt have been me as I have an alabi.....I was busy persuading a nurse at my local hospital to bathe me in custard to cure a serious skin condition I have....or something like that.

acne?

Not exactly Steve. More of an allergic reaction.

Is it just me or has everyone been drinking tonight? Never seen so many odd posts about girls on bikes etc

They're all quite mad, you know.