HELP HELP HELP

[Lizard]

In my case it,s not enough, unless you mean self employment!!

cuppa?...

[Lizard]

Cheers Dr. Are u still doing kidney transplants cheap?

[jj]

Sure.....pig's ?700, ox ?800.
To you, ?1000.

[Bayleaf]

Come to this exchange a bit late chaps, The BGAFD Michelle has done it for me for a number of years in her Ben Dover performance with David Perry, BD25/Asscapades, so I can definately say they are not the same girl.

Incidentally, one for the trivia folk, did David Perry appear in any other of Uncle Ben's films? Indeed, apart from Pascal, Marino and Bob Scott, can you name three other studs to appear?

[Lizard one kidney]

Bleedin capitalist! I,ll take me chances

[Lizard]

John Mason,s one. Cant remember the film though...

[jj]

D Perry- British Connection;
Alberto Rey- Little Smart Asses;
J Mason- Bummed Out in Britain.

[jj]

It's OK, lizards being such good osmoregulators, one will do fine.
Just don't drink any sea-water.......or yer own piss (and that includes such proprietary substitutes as Skol/Carling...).

[Bob the Builder]

D'ya think one day ole Lizard will get the apostrophe/comma thang sorted out?

I wouldn't bet on it though, meself.

[joe king]

what keyboard have you got lizard?
can you right click on the taskbar over the icons in the system tray (one of the icons should be the time/clock)? can you get the properties... menu for the icon? I have an icon that says 'EN' and when I select properties... it shows the 'Language' tab, English(British) is selected.