Awards

[emma butt]

ok babe no worries untill then ill just keep shaking my butt lol
emma x

[BigMattyP]

Maybe we could start the 'Woodies' on this site and then perhaps that might take off and become the national awards? I can't ever see it being shown on the BBC but if we could all come together without any prejudice or previous hang-ups then maybe we COULD start something of a renaissance in the industry.

Best female performer could be split between Masie Fucking Dee, Holly D, Danielle Victoria and HollyXX. They could fight it out in a paddling pool filled with custard and dildo's...... Thunderdome style..... No? (Climbs slowly back into his box......)

[Masie]

Make it chocolate pudding and Masie 'fucking' Dee is in xxxx

(hows site plans going Matt you been busy planning?)

[BigMattyP]

Hey Masie hun
I am buying in a bulk order of chocolate pudding as we speak lol
The site is coming along slowly but the plans are taking shape hun. I think I have a studio lined up in Newcastle but I will have to keep my fingers crossed because they haven't gotten back to me yet.
You still interested then?
Hope you are ok hun, can't wait to see your new look! How are you getting on post the burglary? Fuckers, I hope they catch something nasty from a piece of rusty barbed wire!
Take care hun.
Big Matty P xx