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By 'eck aint seen ferret like that for years. Last time was walking ov'r moors on me way to by a loaf of Hovis bread.
That be good one to enter for Yorkshire Show..Champion stuff that. Eh! damm hard to catch though. Don't think they be impress if I took tha' on bus to Barnsley! Oh well mustn't grumble won best of class with me prize onions last year.

Strangely enough, there are more ferrets in Essex than in any other county.
Perhaps they like building their nests in white stilettoes.......

Number 1 is Emma Maslin