O/Tish ID Brit Girls?

[Dickie Bird]

By 'eck aint seen ferret like that for years. Last time was walking ov'r moors on me way to by a loaf of Hovis bread.
That be good one to enter for Yorkshire Show..Champion stuff that. Eh! damm hard to catch though. Don't think they be impress if I took tha' on bus to Barnsley! Oh well mustn't grumble won best of class with me prize onions last year.

[jj]

Strangely enough, there are more ferrets in Essex than in any other county.
Perhaps they like building their nests in white stilettoes.......

[MisterC]

Number 1 is Emma Maslin