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Re: Wendy and squirting

Posted: Sat Feb 08, 2003 5:24 am
by jj, irrelevantly.....
...is this 'Buttsei' thing part of the Pacific Rim doo-dah?
Getting on with the Nipponese, and all that?
All that WEIRDNESS could give one a SEIZURE necessitating the SCIENTIFIC administration of CODEINE through a VEIN.

Re: Wendy and squirting

Posted: Sat Feb 08, 2003 6:21 am
by steve56
magoo wrote:
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> ....oh dear oh dear oh dear....poor lad.

think ill have a lie down[with wendy]

Re: Wendy and squirting

Posted: Sat Feb 08, 2003 6:29 am
by Ace
Wendy is WELL out of your league, son ;-)

Re: Wendy and squirting

Posted: Sat Feb 08, 2003 6:39 am
by magoo
I am calling him Buttsei because he keeps correcting me over my spelling mistakes of "i before e except after c". I of course am too polite to point out that he uses "too" and "to" in the wrong context. And then theres Lizard who uses commas instead of apostrophes.

I blame Ace. He started the spelling wars. He will be correcting the Iraqis spelling come the end of the month.

Re: Wendy and squirting

Posted: Sat Feb 08, 2003 6:45 am
by steve56
Ace wrote:
>
> Wendy is WELL out of your league, son ;-)that was just a joke ace

Re: Wendy and squirting

Posted: Sat Feb 08, 2003 6:48 am
by steve56
inever knew ace was a teacher.

Re: Wendy and squirting

Posted: Sat Feb 08, 2003 7:02 am
by jj
Try reading my post again, especially the bits in caps.
God, this is hard work......

Re: Wendy and squirting

Posted: Sat Feb 08, 2003 7:21 am
by magoo
Sorry JJ. I missed the last part of your post first time I read it. Very good. Tres drole. I usually only read the first sentence of your posts as going any further makes me fall asleep.

Only joking. Your actually a very interesting man and you are in no way an inducer of narcolepsy.

Re: Wendy and squirting

Posted: Sat Feb 08, 2003 7:40 am
by jj
Right: back to the point.
Has anyone actually TASTED this squirty stuff (I'm thinking Marino here....)? I ask because like thee, I suspect the ejected fluid is actually very dilute urine.
Casting my mind a good way back to a lady I knew, who was prone to such incontinence, all I can recall is the usual vaginal odour on my fingers.

Re: Wendy and squirting

Posted: Sat Feb 08, 2003 9:03 am
by Bayleaf
Not sure you're right on this one Magoo old chap.

This very topic was discussed by the Agony Aunt in yesterday's Kilburn Times and the Willesden Chronicle (I jest not). A female correspondent was alarmed by excessive secretions at orgasm which were putting her boyfriend off. She was reassured that these were perfecty normal.

I don't suppose Dr Barbara is in the business of hyping up squirting for porn-fans so we must ,regrettably, accept it as a medical fact.


Bayleaf MD