O/T Answer to terrorism/war

[steve56]

attn the prof:that post of yours reminds me of dare i say it, mission:impossible.

[jj]

......alas for La C, as viewers of South Park will be aware, Saddam has homophilic and (Satanic) leanings.

[jj]

You 'ave some respect for yer' elders, young fellah-me-lad.
Keep the Home Fires burning !!!

[TheProf.]

Anyone disobaying our orders,me & Marcus,will find themselves in full kit at 3AM,yes,3am in the morning,for military manoeuvres.50-mile hike with kitbags full of your videos (including the boxes)across swamp laden undergrowth.
DVD's not permitted (not heavy enough)rifle in one hand,and the video recorder in the other...
You will then be required to play these back in the officers mess at the final destination,10 days 'jankers'if you get any of these wet while swimming underwater during night patrol.
Also your 'pin-ups'will be confiscated (for our own use).
It's tough in the Home Guard!
Are you ready for call up?

TheProf.

[Ace]

I'll send a postcard to Alec to post on here to say Camel Burgers are on the Mess Menu......again. A few weeks to go yet.

[steve56]

iheard there sending approx 30,000 troops out so war could be iminent then.

[jj]

Pretty pricy grub.....a racing camel sold for ?200K last week !!

[buttsie]

Finally the sequel to "Dads Army'

Glory be...

chers
B..OZ

[marcusallen]

We,ve got a bevy of beauties lined up and a terrific club - with accomodation- which will be defended to the last drop.
We have decided to leave the bloodshed to the gung-go brigade.
All the politicians have their cosy little bunkers arranged; well this is ours, so fuck 'em all.

[Elmer the Aylmer]

On the face of it, a good idea, however I see a small problem for it would leave the Chairman with access to all those
'weapons of mouse destruction'?