Funny porn shoot moments

[one eyed jack]

I've got one of many funny stories which involved me, Johnny Rebel and Claire Brown shooting one of many of our scenes in a speeding car up the M1. Those who have Have Dick Will Travel will know this already.

John was cradling the mobile giving directions to the male performer of that day to get to the location in Sheffield, one hand on the steering wheel and another filming me and Claire in a 69 with the front seat dropped back.

Claires humping my face, her arse going up and down as you can imagine as I'm muffing her out and generally having a good time when all of a sudden the sound of police car sirens. John pulls over and the police get out and tell John we don't want you sir, just your passenger.

I get out and into their car and they tell me "We noticed you had a video camera in the car. You look familiar" I'm sweating bullets as they look at me with that knowing smirk on their face as they demonstrate that despite Johns tinted windows that they can see right into the car by zooming their camera into Johns car. Then asked me is there something I would like to say. Thinking my numbers up they followed up with: "You weren't wearing your seat belt and it's a 20 pound fine" and promptly issues me a ticket and let me on my way...This was about 5 years ago.

There are other incidents, involving Faye and Sandie on Hard Days At The Orifice with Lee Henshaw and Karl and 16 police units in the area who got the call to come to Sandies house but you'll have to join my Yahoo group to get the inside track.

[one eyed jack]

Oh yeah, then there was the time I did a shoot for Omar (Big Willy Productions)and made an appearance on one of his shows (I don't know what one it was) but it was the one where he turns up outside my flat dressed in a fucking lemon yellow dress and high heels with lipstick on...You couldnt have got a more convincing response out of me.