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I take it I won't be getting a gold star for my spelling then Essex Lad. Mind you sumz was always my strong point.

Dick Moby wrote:

> I take it I won't be getting a gold star for my spelling then
> Essex Lad. Mind you sumz was always my strong point.

Fraid not.

Geography A*
Spelling F

Just as well my girlfriend is Romanian -------- her spelling is worse than mine.

I got one today.

She was saying about how her workplace is now 51% in favour.

She got in a strop when I asked who should be sacked in the 51% or will she be standing down to bring it to the 50 50 split the fukwit gimps claim to want.

For some reason she went very quiet...

We often hear feminists complaining loudly that there are not enough women MPs. And that there are not enough women MDs and CEOs in large companies. But you will never hear them complain that there are not enough women emptying bins, driving lorries, sweeping roads or repairing roads and maintaining railway lines. Or not enough women doing hard, dangerous jobs like roofing, haz-mat handling, repairing power lines etc.

I read somewhere recently that a third of low-paid jobs in London are done by women. This is a problem, apparently. It's "unfair" and discriminatory because a lot of these jobs are part time. However the fact that the other two thirds of such jobs are done by men does not seem to be an issue at all. Cake and eat it again. Equality a la carte.

[quote]Not having a pop David but I thought arabs washed their arses which is why they only eat with one hand.[/quote]

As opposed to NOT washing their arses?

Sam, they wash there arses after taking a dump instead of using toilet paper but I suspect you already knew that.
I'm glad you had a bit of fun with my username so here's a bit of information for you. I don't know if Slater is your real name or a user name but in the area where I live if somebody says "they saw a slater" they would be referring to a wood louse. So just to let you know that I've always thought of you as a lttle scurrying insect.

I look forward to Internaitonal Man Day where we can fart, belch, drink beer, have a bet and spend the afternoon watching the horses...!

'Dick Moby'......whale cock........porn forum........genius! Ha!

So simple to please a simple mind. I'm glad you enjoyed it and yes I know what sarcasm is. Keep on scurrying Sammy boy.