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Re: I Have Just Been Told I Am Gay

Posted: Sun Apr 21, 2013 1:44 am
by one eyed jack
If you have to ask yourself that question then you probably are


Re: I Have Just Been Told I Am Gay

Posted: Mon Apr 22, 2013 8:03 am
by one eyed jack
She dont do nothing for me but I KNOW I could do Anne Widdecombe if I had to.

Shes got a pussy tits and a heartbeat. Sorted...But I said, if I had to. I aint going out of my way in a day to do that


Re: I Have Just Been Told I Am Gay

Posted: Wed Apr 24, 2013 6:44 pm
by Flipper
No way on earth would I go near Anne Widicombes moth-eaten vagina. I am not gay at all but George Clooney might be in with a chance given that stark choice. Lets face it, some sacrifices are worth making. Annes minge or Georges cock? Hmmmm think I might be gay for a few moments given that choice.

I would not enjoy it and George would be told no way will i swallow. But for fucks sake...Anne Widicombe? I would rather perform oral sex on a decomposing sheep carcass.

Re: I Have Just Been Told I Am Gay

Posted: Mon Apr 29, 2013 8:08 am
by Sexy Steve Jacobs
Gentleman wrote:

> BENDERS love accusing everyone of being bent

Lovely bit of homophobia there

All the best
Steve


Re: I Have Just Been Told I Am Gay

Posted: Mon Apr 29, 2013 10:11 am
by Gentleman
Should have said invert I suppose, but I prefer old school.

Re: I Have Just Been Told I Am Gay

Posted: Mon Apr 29, 2013 10:47 am
by Bicycle Bum
Considering myself as 98% straight in contrast to Stephen Fry's 99% gayness, I would rather try George's bellend before munching on Widdecombe's minge. Her's probably looks like what a hedgehog looks like after it's been run over by a couple dozen vehicles.

Answer another question

Posted: Mon Apr 29, 2013 10:55 am
by Bicycle Bum
Would you rather have sex with a drop dead gorgeous ultra-feminine pre-op transsexual or a very average looking bird? The transsexual in question would be one of those who took the female hormones before puberty kicked off, so has the wide hips, the naturally large breasts, the delicate bone structure, etc. Think Elle Macpherson with a nine inch cock!

Re: I Have Just Been Told I Am Gay

Posted: Tue Apr 30, 2013 6:42 am
by one eyed jack
I am not gay at all but George Clooney might be in with a chance given that stark choice.

You are soooooo gay.

If you was straight you wouldnt think about Anne Widdecombe like that

Youd think this..."Shes got a pussy tits and heart beat....For england there go I" then you close your mind and imagine real hard the favourite girl you would laways want to shag

That what gets the best porn stars through. Even the best guys have had to do their fair share of women they werent keen on. I reckon given some of those gay for payers they could do Anne Widdecombe...If not then they were truly gay doing it for gay reasons and kidding themselves they were straight


Re: I Have Just Been Told I Am Gay

Posted: Tue Apr 30, 2013 11:32 am
by Bicycle Bum
"I am not gay at all but George Clooney might be in with a chance given that stark choice.

You are soooooo gay."

The question wasn't whether to do Anne Widdecombe, but rather to eat her ghastly snatch or suck Clooney's unghastly knob. Anyway, I think my second question is a better one than the first. Sexual preference has to be to a certain extent a learned experience, not simply rooted in the genes or in the infant brain. Otherwise, how would you explain some cases of bestiality. Most people could probably change to being bisexual with sufficient force of will along with sufficient exposure to same sex persons. I think youth, good looks and good health are the necessary traits to look for in the other person. Anne Widdecombe now lacks all three traits, but George Clooney still has all three. The think what would stop most men having homosexual sex is probably finding the smell of other men off-putting. We're genetically programmed to find other men's odour as unpleasant and women's as largely pleasant. A male to female transsexual on the other hand smells more like a woman than a man due to the use of both estrogen and 'androgen blockers', so it ought to be easiest having sex with such a transsexual if you're a straight man looking to broaden his horizons.

Re: I Have Just Been Told I Am Gay

Posted: Fri May 03, 2013 12:51 am
by Flipper
You can be very hurtfull at times Terry. You just called me gay!